Look, I have never been much of a fan of Chris Brown. It’s not because I don’t like his music. It’s – and I feel I have to keep reminding people of this – because of that time he beat up Rihanna so badly she had to go to the hospital. I’ve really never understood why anyone loves Chris Brown, because I do not think that making up good pop songs gives you an excuse to be a terrible human being. I would be open to the possibility that he has changed, except he never seems to change in any way.
And now maybe he is going to jail, and I don’t feel all that bad about it. More
Chris Brown has a monster mural outside his home that is terrifying children. This, I suppose, will come as a surprise to people who thought that Chris Brown would be an excellent and gracious neighbor. You thought wrong. More
We can only hope that “the best Chris Brown” he can be will include genuine rehabilitation and ceasing to speak of women as though they are inconvenient but oddly satisfying tasks. More
Gather round ye faithful, for the time has come once again to ruminate on which celebrities made Star Magazine’s extremely competitive “Most Hated Celebrities In Hollywood” list this year. Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the most reviled of them all? More
If you are one of those people who cares about whether or not Rihanna stays with Chris Brown, today is marks an “up” moment on the roller coaster ride that is your life. Pop’s most infuriating couple have reportedly split up once again, but not, apparently, for very gratifying (to you) reasons. More
In case you need a reminder, any dude who thinks he owns your vagina is not the dude for you. More
Every year, the Oscars occur and every year so does the glitzy Elton John Oscars party (officially, the Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party). Celebrity attendees wore sparkly, fancy, loaned designer dresses and included Heidi Klum, Nina Dobrev, Nicki Minaj and… Chris Brown. More
Remember the picture of Adele ostensibly yelling at Chris Brown? We all assumed that it was about Rihanna, and it was kind of out of the blue, but Adele is some sort of Valkyrie defending justice, so, that. Nope! More
This makes me really, really sad. More
While Jen posted the chillingest, best, most delightful moment of the 2013 Grammy Awards right damn here, this one was the most hilarious for me. More
Is it okay to still hate the fact that Rihanna and Chris Brown are together? And at the Grammys? I know she is an adult. I know that we cannot know what goes on between two people when they are in the privacy of their own homes. I know that sometimes people DO have the capacity to change for the better, and that growing older is a huge part of that, for many people.
But I will never not hate this: More
Life is so hard for Chris Brown: People are still pissed about that whole “savagely beating Rihanna” thing, they make fun of him for wanting shit in women’s retinas and the public doesn’t seem to like when guys attack Frank Ocean because Ocean might actually be a really good person. So, what’s a wittle Chwis to do? Why, quit social media and pretend it’s for any other reason than because people keep criticizing you, duh! More
I am admittedly not all that inspired by her story, lo siento for my heart of stone. More
Another day, another Chris Brown fight. At this point in time, I think we have moved past any form of surprise when we hear of something violent or repugnant or ridiculous that he has done and instead just feel… sad. Yesterday, … More