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DO NOT GO HOME WITH THE GUY WHO HAS BLOOD ON HIS LAPEL. EVER. EVEN IF HE LOOKS LIKE CHRISTIAN BALE. More
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DO NOT GO HOME WITH THE GUY WHO HAS BLOOD ON HIS LAPEL. EVER. EVEN IF HE LOOKS LIKE CHRISTIAN BALE. More
I’m just going to insert Ryan into my kid’s name. I feel like between Ryan Gosling and Ryan Philippe and Paul Ryan and all the Ryans who I do not really think deserved to be called “sexy” it’s just the name that’s doing it for them. The name. Nothing else. Because, honestly. Paul Ryan looks like a slightly smugger version of Eddie Munster. More
Another day, another The Dark Knight Rises premiere. Unlike at the New York premiere, the cast was not so impeccably dressed, with poor decisions hanging off of women and men alike. On the upside, there were some British B-listers there who you may not have heard of, so perhaps it will be educational for you. Everything I do, I do for edutainment. More

The Dark Knight Rises saw its star-studded New York City premiere last night. Here’s the best and worst of the red carpet–Anne Hathaway, Marion Cotillard, Hailee Steinfeld–along with the film’s absurdly long list of comely male stars. Expect Christian Bale, Gary Oldman, Cillian Murphy, Tom Hardy, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and more ahead. More
Sometimes, Editor in Chief Jennifer Wright and deputy editor Ashley Cardiff just want to dance. Normal, non-antisemitic dancing. Which is to say, in a way that has nothing to do with the godawful 1993 movie Swing Kids starring Christian Bale. As a dancing Nazi. Here, they discuss this and other movies in which dancing and Nazis converge. More
Most celebrities credit their distractingly lean physiques to “yoga, pilates, chicken and fish.” Most celebrities are liars. It’s not really their fault, though, being so thin due to a cocktail of tremendous pressure, an intensely competitive industry and public scrutiny. Every now and again, though, actors admit to the extreme measures they take–whether for a role or not–and we never stop being… surprised? Here’s what famous people like Charlize Theron, Christian Bale, Megan Fox and Matt Damon have all done to drop weight fast. Also, we’re really glad Crash Diet Week ends today. More
Despite Patrick Bateman’s homicidal ways, I firmly believe he has some redeeming qualities. I’d even go so far to say he just might be boyfriend material. Yes, he’s rich and good looking, but everlasting love needs more than a fat wallet and perfect genes. Let me explain. More
Aaaaand welcome back, Michael Woodsmall! Everyone’s favorite male Gloss writer gives us his picks: More
How do you know when you’ve become an adult? Sure, you could say “on my eighteenth birthday, because that is the day I reached the age of legal majority,” but being an adult and feeling like an adult are two very different things. Here’s the moment when I felt like an adult: when I reread Little Women for the umpteenth time and finally understood why Jo chose Professor Bhaer over Laurie. More
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First, Christian Bale looks mighty dapper in his pinstripe suit. Second, it’s nice to see him smiling. Considering all the allegations against him. Plus I think this is one of the few The Dark Knight premiere pictures that he’s actually … More