Straight teens of America! Are you feeling oppressed by all the existing that LGBT kids have been allowed to do lately? Do you feel your heterosexual unions are threatened by the gay love next door? Are you sick and tired of your hoity toity “state” thinking it’s too good to be friends with your very important church? Indiana special ed teacher Diana Medley hears you, and she is taking action. More
So, what could possibly help in the eleventh hour, with Mitt Romney‘s uphill battle looking so steep?
…Prayer. A metric fuckton of prayer. More
The film is called Harmless and it’s about porn. …WHICH ISN’T HARMLESS! More
If you guessed “wearing a modest blouse and pants while speaking in non-alliterative sentences,” you are sorely mistaken. Courtney Stodden threw down Courtney style, son, which means she wore her stripper shoes and a seasonal bikini and tweeted alternately about her vagina and Jesus while sashaying through the woods. And now that she’s actively promoting a vegetarian diet with her cosplay, I can totally get behind these somewhat inappropriate photos of a 17-year-old (albeit a very mature and verbal one) in only her underwear. Just kidding, I’ve been on board since I found out she was a fellow book lover. Happy day after Easter to all you bunny-lady-loving goyim out there. More
A lot of the people currently trying to legislate the kinds of sex other people are allowed to have claim to base their beliefs on a strict, literalist interpretation of the Bible. Which begs the question: have they read the thing? The Old Testament in particular is full of all sorts of fucked up shit that I doubt many of these people would be okay with: sex slavery, captive virgins, incest, the list goes on! And when Jesus comes along in the New Testament, he doesn’t bother to condemn any of it. I’m not saying the Bible isn’t an important document, but as a prescription for how we should conduct our sex lives, it leaves much to be desired. Here are seven effed up things the Bible says are totally okie dokie. More