Whoa, Christina Aguilera. Here’s The Voice‘s resident female rising naked from a glowing lotus flower–palms up and serene, per Jesus–looking like a cross between Kim Kardashian and Tracy Anderson, or how someone would paint such a thing. More
Topic: Christina Aguilera
It’s not. But it’s awesome. More
Is “trashy” a watered-down version of “slutty?” More
We believe the correct term is nipslip.
What can we say? We’re inspired by Christina Aguilera’s funeral wear. Because we’re utterly insane! More
Christina Aguilera sang “At Last” at Etta James’ funeral over the weekend, which is impressively hubristic. What’s not so impressive is that the self-tanner Aguilera slathered all over her body before the performance began to streak off when she started sweating.
On Friday’s episode of E!’s Fashion Police, Kelly Osbourne decided to trot out the oldest, most boring way to insult a woman there is: calling her fat. Specifically, calling longtime enemy Christina Aguilera fat. This was okay, she explained, because Aguilera had previously called her fat. Oy vey. More
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Between the Marilyn Monroe movie starring Michelle Williams and Courtney Stodden putting her sensuously seductive mitts all over Marilyn’s Hollywood Walk of Fame hand prints, it seems like that timeless icon of tragic beauty is once again making a cultural resurgence. But can anyone ever really capture whatever it was that she had? Here are a bunch of celebrities trying. More
Here is a thing: Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga (who appears to be rocking that suddenly visible Spring 2012 blue hair trend?) have recorded a duet of show tune standard “The Lady Is A Tramp.” Gaga’s voice sounds fine (if not a little Christina Aguilera-y/needlessly melismatic) and then they start scatting together and never once justify why they are doing this. Then again, Tony Bennett gots to get paid. More
I’m guessing the inspiration board for this image (after the jump) included Cher, Cher, Vegas, a Reno bordello, and Cher. More
Vanity Fair’s August cover features former lovely redhead Emma Stone revealing her (reportedly) natural blondeness in a retro bathing suit-clad pin-up pose. You know who else posed as a pin-up once? Fucking everybody. Here’s, like, 1000 of them. More
With strategically placed (and possibly symbolic!) roses. More