Topic: Christina Aguilera

Fashion Disasters: Christina Aguilera Forgets Her Pants In LA

It’s hard not to treat a celebrity’s every move as a message to the public: whether it’s a famous couple dining together amid divorce speculation or a starlet wearing a maxi dress in a nod to pregnancy rumors. On Monday, Christina Aguilera stepped out with boyfriend Matt Rutler and we couldn’t help but interpret her decision to forgo pants as a big “Fuck you” to recent criticism of her weight gain. Unfortunately for Aguilera: despite her empowerment efforts, she looks fucking ridiculous. More »

Kelly Osbourne Refuses To Break The Fat-Shaming Cycle

On Friday’s episode of E!’s Fashion Police, Kelly Osbourne decided to trot out the oldest, most boring way to insult a woman there is: calling her fat. Specifically, calling longtime enemy Christina Aguilera fat. This was okay, she explained, because Aguilera had previously called her fat. Oy vey. More »

Gallery: Celebrities Who Have Dressed Up As Marilyn Monroe

Michael Musto As Lindsay Lohan As Marilyn Monroe

Between the Marilyn Monroe movie starring Michelle Williams and Courtney Stodden putting her sensuously seductive mitts all over Marilyn’s Hollywood Walk of Fame hand prints, it seems like that timeless icon of tragic beauty is once again making a cultural resurgence. But can anyone ever really capture whatever it was that she had? Here are a bunch of celebrities trying. More »

Lady Gaga & Tony Bennett Record Pointless Version Of “Lady Is A Tramp”

Here is a thing: Tony Bennett and Lady Gaga (who appears to be rocking that suddenly visible Spring 2012 blue hair trend?) have recorded a duet of show tune standard “The Lady Is A Tramp.” Gaga’s voice sounds fine (if not a little Christina Aguilera-y/needlessly melismatic) and then they start scatting together and never once justify why they are doing this. Then again, Tony Bennett gots to get paid. More »

Christina Aguilera’s New Perfume Is A Sexy Secret

I’m guessing the inspiration board for this image (after the jump) included Cher, Cher, Vegas, a Reno bordello, and Cher. More »

Emma Stone & 18 Other Gorgeous Female Celebs As Classic Pin-Ups

Vanity Fair’s August cover features former lovely redhead Emma Stone revealing her (reportedly) natural blondeness in a retro bathing suit-clad pin-up pose. You know who else posed as a pin-up once? Fucking everybody. Here’s, like, 1000 of them. More »

Under Cover: Christina Aguilera Is Naked On The Cover Of W

With strategically placed (and possibly symbolic!) roses. More »

Party Favors: How Does One Enjoy Adult Acne?

Sporadic laughter, almond eating, Alexa Chung resenting. -The Hairpin

Arnold Schwarzenegger on child with household staffer: I Deserve Your Criticism. -Double X

And why do powerful cheat? Wasn’t there a South Park about this… -YourTango

Sex appeal based on star signs. -MyDaily

Fun with yearbooks: celebs before they were famous. -Buzznet

Where’s the best online shopping? -College Candy

Learn more about the platform Ginnifer Goodwin designed for St Jude’s Children’s Hospital. -Betty Confidential

On the importance of exfoliators. -Birchbox

15 celebs who went grey. -The Frisky

An unlikely host for the CFDA awards… -Styleite

Christina Aguilera wore polka dots. -Celebuzz

Don’t touch lime juice! And other odd summer beauty tips. -StyleList

Ready-To-Click: Celeb-Approved Pumps For A Good Cause

Learn more about the platform Ginnifer Goodwin designed for St Jude’s Children’s Hospital. -Betty Confidential

On the importance of exfoliators. -Birchbox

15 celebs who went grey. -The Frisky

An unlikely host for the CFDA awards… -Styleite

Christina Aguilera wore polka dots. -Celebuzz

Don’t touch lime juice! And other odd summer beauty tips. -StyleList

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Poll: How Do You Handle People Making Out In Front Of You?

Christina Aguilera’s chauffeur really wants to know, because this is just such an uncomfortable experience for him. More »

Perhaps We Should Institute a Time Limit on the National Anthem

Listen — I’m as proud an American as the next guy. I love apple pie, and country music, and boobs. But I think that when someone takes as long as Christina Aguilera did to sing the national anthem at the Super Bowl yesterday, patriotism may have gotten a little out of hand. More »