Topic: Christmas

Video: Celebrate The End Of Christmas With This ‘Bah Humbug’ Supercut

Bah humbug. More »

Gallery: Breaking Bad‘s Walter White Is Just Like George Bailey From It’s A Wonderful Life (Seriously)

Epiphanies should never be kept from others, because this is the type of shit that changes the world. More »

Katy Perry Tweeted A Sexy/Creepy Photo Of John Mayer In A Santa Suit

Apparently John Mayer and Katy Perry are still very much an item… More »

The Kardashians Spent Thousands Of Dollars On Tacky Designer Shit For Christmas (And Want You To Know)

While you were boozing and eating and enjoying family (or promising never to return home) yesterday, did you ever stop for a moment to consider the circumstances of those more fortunate than you? Did it ever cross your mind: what are the Kardashians doing for Christmas? More »

How Long Do You Wait After Christmas Dinner Before You Hit The Bars With Your Friends?

And it’s not just because your family ran out of whisky, is it? More »

I Fucking Hate Christmas

People use it as a moral excuse to dictate your life.

There's always some angry asshole trying to ruin stuff.

I know this title makes me sound like an absolute Scrooge, but in truth, the first half of A Christmas Carol pretty much sums up how I feel about the holiday 95% of the time. It puts me in a bad mood to know it will arrive soon and I almost always leave it behind with a bad taste in my mouth. More »

What To Do With All That Leftover Wrapping Paper (Besides Recycling It)

Here. I just made being creative a little bit easier when it comes to all that leftover wrapping paper. More »

How I Found Out Santa Isn’t Real & Its Impact On My Love Life, In GIF Form

Santa isn’t real. I know, it’s terrible, but growing up is terrible! And I certainly did not react like an adult to the idea. A good lie goes a long way, however. More »

Remember To Thank Mrs. Claus

Not to point out the obvious, but Mrs. Claus, wife of Santa, is an unsung lady hero. Though not quite at the level of a Shelved Doll, because, unlike La Befana, her existence is still dubious.

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Sexy Christmastime Roleplaying (NSFW)

What makes Christmastime less stressful? Roleplaying. Yes: Sexy. Christmas. Roleplaying. Grab your sexiest antlers and meet me in the bedroom. More »

What To Do With Christmas Gifts You Don’t Want

Perhaps you received too many Apple products. Perhaps you received an insufficient number of Apple products and risk being drummed out of the local chapter of your Apple product society. Perhaps the spirit of Steve Jobs’ recently impounded yacht will haunt your dreams tonight; that is a matter for your conscience.

Perhaps everyone you know bought you a candle. If you are a survivalist; all to the good. Pack them in your survivin’ shelter and wait for time to prove you right. If you are not a survivalist, find a way to make peace with the fact that no one really knows you; no one even bothered to pretend to know you. More »

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