Topic: Christmas

Christmas Recut: What If The Santa Clause: Was A Heart Stopping Thriller?

Christmas Recut: What If The Santa Clause: Was A Heart Stopping Thriller?

It’s that magical time of year when we all gather together with our friends and family and rewatch the Christmas movies that we’ve all seen fourteen thousand times. Snuggled under a blanket, with a mug of hot cocoa in our hands, it certainly does feels like the most wonderful time of year. Why just thinking about it puts a twinkle in my eye and an elf on my shelf. And your shelf. And her shelf. Everyone’s getting an elf on their shelf this year! More »

Sex Positions Inspired By The 12 Days Of Christmas

Sex Positions Inspired By The 12 Days Of Christmas

If you have no idea what to give your true love for Christmas, why not take inspiration from the old Twelve Days of Christmas song that’s in everyone’s head? Only instead of buying your lover a bunch of birds like some sort of maniac, give them sex moves inspired by the tune. Just like in the song, each day you have to enact a new move and repeat the ones from previous days. More »

Growing Up Interfaith Makes December Confusing And Sometimes Lonely

Growing Up Interfaith Makes December Confusing And Sometimes Lonely

I love Christmas, or at least, the idea of Christmas–the warm house full of loving family, roasting s’mores in a fireplace, some beautiful dog to follow me around, and a feeling of belonging. In this scenario, everyone is wearing perfect sweaters, and everyone has had just enough alcohol. But having grown up in an interfaith household, December has always been a somewhat fraught experience. More »

Dread Journal: I’ve Had A Panic Attack Every Christmas For The Past Five Years

Dread Journal: I've Had A Panic Attack Every Christmas For The Past Five Years

I know I’m not special. I know that the holidays are a god-awful time for everyone, everywhere, and so pretending that my anxiety makes Christmas uniquely unbearable for me and not everyone would be silly. All I can say is that some of my very specific anxieties are triggered by the holidays–more specifically, when I spend them with my extended family. More »