“Baby, I want to give you a slice of my heart! I want to give it to you now!” Had it been a slice of cake, he probably would have received a response. More
If you thought the most evil thing going on on Kate Upton‘s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover was the fact that she almost froze to death for it, think again. As anyone with an open mind can see, it is evidence of an illuminati conspiracy theory that goes straight to the top. More
Ladies, sideboob is not the exclusive province of Lindsay Lohan. More
Remember how the Canadian Government photoshopped out Member of Parliment Rathika Sitsabaiesan’s cleavage? We saw this and we thought “Jesus, people do not do that nearly enough.” Look at male politicians, just running around, trying to bring sexy back, tossing sexy directly in your line of sight. So we took some and photoshopped them until they were decent. More
A Canadian Member of Parliament–29-year-old Rathika Sitsabaiesan–is now famously the victim of some unfortunate Photoshopping. A photo of the politician featuring some extremely not-racy cleavage served momentarily as her headshot on Parliament’s official website but was replaced with an altered version, which erases the ignominious vertical line on her chest that indicates the disgraceful female form barely contained beneath her sensible scoopneck. More
Did anyone else watch Firefly? If not, you should have, it was a show about space cowboys, you would have really liked it. Anyhow, there’s this one – actually two! – episodes wherein Christina Hendricks comes onboard the ship and every single male character falls in love with her. And while I watched it, at the time, remember this was 2002, long before Christina Hendricks was Christina Hendricks, I thought “you know, they’re overplaying that a little bit. I mean, yes, that red-head certainly is beautiful, but I’m not buying that suddenly OMG EVERYONE LOVES HER. She’s not even really the prettiest woman on the show, (on that note, what is Morena Baccarin doing lately? Good stuff, I hope!) let alone the prettiest woman in the entire galaxy.” And it surprised me, because it seemed like a sloppy move for such an excellent show.
So, anyhow, I was young and foolish, I guess. This was how. I mean, Jesus Christ. More
How many of these have you already crossed off your list? – The Frisky
Opposites may not, in fact, attract- at least linguistically. – The Hairpin
Cleavage is more offensive than blood and gore? – Socialite Life
Playing against type can have its advantages. – College Candy
A few years ago, I got really into having cleavage up to my chin. The girls just look really good when they go up and in — and it’s a unique kind of satisfying to glance down and have fantastic tatas staring back up at you.
Since making that decision, I haven’t really looked back. More
Apparently, this will not only make men crazy (according to the Frisky) it will also make you channel Molly Ringwald in The Breakfast Club. I guess causing people to flash back to John Hughes movies is the ultimate in erotic tricks? Though the “trick” here seems to be “have really large breasts.” More
The Daily Mail is totally trying to make the word “he-vage” happen, but I will not give in. It is their word for what happens when metrosexual dudes like Jude Law and Russell Brand wear very low cut shirts. Everybody … More
If you do, then I guess you’re the Cleavage Caddy’s target market. The advertisement notes that the device will “allow you to carry all of your personal items discretely tucked into your bra… Tuck away your keys, credit cards, lipstick … More