Apparently Kate Moss is too heroin chic to make it past US customs. More
Apparently people who can spend thousands of dollars on ostrich skin skirts and blue velvet smoking jackets have a pretty laissez-faire attitude about drug use! Huh. More
Denzel Washington is one of those actors who could “be interesting reading the phone book,” as the cheeseball saying goes. People don’t really use phone books anymore, but if Denzel starred in a one-man show called The Last Luddite that had him literally reading a phone book for two hours, he’d probably be pretty riveting. He’s good in Flight, it’s just that everything else around him is ridiculous. More
The fact that Charlie Sheen is on crack feels like nothing so much as a return to normalcy. More
The last time I was offered cocaine, it was by a woman snorting it off a porta potty toilet at Fashion Week. This was a few years ago and I always kind of kept this inciden mind. Periodically, often while waiting for 7 years to get into a bathroom at Rose Bar, I would ask myself “who does cocaine?”And Myself replied in this beautiful Margaret Thatcher voice “people who don’t fear the porta potties at Fashion Week.” So, people who are destined to die, soon. More
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TheGloss does not endorse your absolutely rampant, habitual, unrepentant drug use. More
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As I alluded to in my food porn post the other day, a series of unfortunate events during SXSW led to me chewing and swallowing (and subsequently, being gastronomically tortured by) the raw leaves of the coca plant, which are used to make everyone’s favorite drug, cocaine. I half-expected to get an email from EIC Jennifer telling me to keep my degenerate exploits off this fine and moral blog, but instead I got one saying “TELL ME MORE,” so I will. More
If anyone needs to be reminded of how horrible the modeling industry can be, it sounds like Carre Otis‘ new memoir Beauty, Disrupted will do that tremendously. Although we’ve already mentioned one of the more nightmarish aspects of her rise to fame–her brutal account of being raped by her agent as a teenager–she discusses in a new interview how she was introduced to cocaine by that same agent and just how stupidly commonplace it is in fashion. …And how overcoming anorexia was more challenging than kicking heroin. More
Manolo Blahniks are known throughout the luxury market as a shoe of high design and great craftsmanship. They are also really expensive. But few people have ever looked at a pair and seen the kind of potential that a ring of drug smugglers recently did. More
Versace‘s most iconic blonde, Donatella Versace herself, gave up cocaine on her daughter’s 18th birthday party, or at least, flew to rehab that night. …She just couldn’t go in flats. More
I was waiting in line for the bathroom at the Rose Bar this weekend and I realized that I had been waiting 20 minutes. At first I thought “wow, people here are really bad at peeing.” But then I noticed that pairs of girls were coming out of the restrooms sniffling and wiping their noses. “Oh!” I realized, “they all have summer colds and are helping their friends! What a world of decency we live in!”
“No, Jen,” someone explained, “they are doing tons of coke.”
Ladies, I regret to inform you that you are doing your cocaine inefficiently. Despite not doing coke, I know this, because I spent a significant amount of time in that line trying to devise ways for you to do it faster and better. Here’s the advice Emily Post won’t share with you, because she is too busy snorting all the yeyo More