A woman just tried to trade salad for cocaine. Specifically an “Olive Garden salad in a to-go box.” Did this work? No. It was an Olive Garden salad in a to-go box. She tried to negotiate, said she could maybe get the drug dealer some “Olive Garden Gift Cards.” Which was a movie in the right direction! Except I’m pretty sure that doesn’t work. So, public service announcement: here are some things you can trade effectively (maybe?) for cocaine. More
Jesus, God, you guys have gone on some bad dates. More
Arianne Cohen, a Marie Claire writer joined Overeaters Anonymous because when she went out with people, she was distracted by the bread basket. She also started eating sprinkles as a snack with a tablespoon.
When she went there she heard stories of people bottoming out, like the one from a woman who went out to “a public dinner” and broke into the kitchen and just tossed all the desserts in her purse and ran, just ran, gobbling a glorious purse-load of tiramisu as she went, floating along on a cloud of sugar and the distant but frenzied cheers of her comrades. Oh, I’m sorry. I was confused. She went out to a public dinner and had “three glasses of wine and, oh yes, the entire bread basket.”
Now, I’m not sure whether this was the best bread basket in the world, but most restaurant bread baskets have around 4 pieces of bread in them. 5, maybe?
Look. Lady. That is not a binge. That is “a good night.” More
Fun fact: no one I know is on coke right now that I can see. Also fun fact: everyone I know having sex is in a monogamous relationship.
So, half of those facts go along with Nate Freeman’s piece on “Sexless and the City: Web Warps Libido Of Coked Up Careerists.”
If you haven’t heard, 20-somethings aren’t having one night stands anymore. Rather than breakfast we’re now having a few lines at Tiffany’s and then going home so we can get up at 6 to log on Facebook before going back to work.
Bodysnarking. It’s a rude and often demeaning remark about someone’s appearance that’s commonplace on comment threads. As someone not usually inclined to bodysnark, I don’t understand why someone would do something so mean and hurtful just to make himself/herself feel … More
Lindsay Lohan reportedly stole a $2,500 necklace from a Venice jewelry store. We’d say we’re shocked, but, umm, Lindsay Lohan does this stuff all the time. I don’t know if anyone else has noticed this, but in the past five or six years, Lindsay Lohan has morphed from an actress into a professional jewel thief. More
Vogue UK begins an article by saying “Natalia Vodianova has revealed she has an addiction.” We took a second to wonder what it might be, taking into account famous addictions supermodels have struggled with. Incidentally, despite what this Sisley ad … More
Roberto Cavalli’s empire is on the move: news broke this week he’ll be sprinkling glamor and excess across the globe by expanding his Cavalli Club brand (which already has spots in Dubai and Florence). We are neither the type to willingly enter a Cavalli Club, nor be allowed inside a Cavalli Club, which makes a fun game of imagining what they’re like. Here’s a list of ten qualities we’d anticipate. More
Don’t you wish you have such a happy smile?
he day’s biggest news story has been Charlie Sheen’s hookers-and-blow extravaganza in New York’s Plaza Hotel. While reporting about hookers and blow is always entertaining, my favorite part of the story is this one: Sheen reportedly had dinner that evening with his ex-wife Denise Richards and the hooker he’d hired. While I am all for exes remaining on good terms with each other post-breakup, I don’t know if I could bring myself to go out with my ex and his lady of the evening. More
If you’re brave enough to try and make a joke at the expense of airport security, The Cheeky has super funny suitcase stickers. The stickers will make it look like you have either wads of cash, bags of cocaine, sex … More
There’s an article in the Miami New Times about which which 90′s fashion trends are posed for a comeback. They’re pretty much what you’d expect – crop tops (maybe) Clueless style (yay) and that kinderwhore look Courtney Love was always … More
There are so many questions about this photo. First of all, why the hell was Pablo Escobar Jr., son of the legendary cocaine lord, at a birthday party for the crazy chick from Real Housewives of New Jersey? Second, what … More
Bret Easton Ellis is a douchebag. No. If you like Bret Easton Ellis, you are a douchebag. It baffles me as to how many of you self-obsessed morons have deluded yourselves into actually thinking you have anything in common with … More