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Real Talk: Vote For The Worst Date Ever

Jesus, God, you guys have gone on some bad dates. More »

Eating Bread Does Not Mean You Have An Eating Disorder

Arianne Cohen, a Marie Claire writer joined Overeaters Anonymous because when she went out with people, she was distracted by the bread basket. She also started eating sprinkles as a snack with a tablespoon.

When she went there she heard stories of people bottoming out, like the one from a woman who went out to “a public dinner” and broke into the kitchen and just tossed all the desserts in her purse and ran, just ran, gobbling a glorious purse-load of tiramisu as she went, floating along on a cloud of sugar and the distant but frenzied cheers of her comrades. Oh, I’m sorry. I was confused. She went out to a public dinner and had “three glasses of wine and, oh yes, the entire bread basket.”

Now, I’m not sure whether this was the best bread basket in the world, but most restaurant bread baskets have around 4 pieces of bread in them. 5, maybe?

Look. Lady. That is not a binge. That is “a good night.” More »

Is Facebook Destroying 20-Somethings’ Sex Lives?

Fun fact: no one I know is on coke right now that I can see. Also fun fact: everyone I know having sex is in a monogamous relationship.

So, half of those facts go along with Nate Freeman’s piece on “Sexless and the City: Web Warps Libido Of Coked Up Careerists.”

If you haven’t heard, 20-somethings aren’t having one night stands anymore. Rather than breakfast we’re now having a few lines at Tiffany’s and then going home so we can get up at 6 to log on Facebook before going back to work.
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These Puppies Are Fat And Hideous

Bodysnarking. It’s a rude and often demeaning remark about someone’s appearance that’s commonplace on comment threads. As someone not usually inclined to bodysnark, I don’t understand why someone would do something so mean and hurtful just to make himself/herself feel … More »

Gallery: Necklaces, Coats And Other Things Lindsay Lohan May Have Stolen

Lindsay Lohan reportedly stole a $2,500 necklace from a Venice jewelry store. We’d say we’re shocked, but, umm, Lindsay Lohan does this stuff all the time. I don’t know if anyone else has noticed this, but in the past five or six years, Lindsay Lohan has morphed from an actress into a professional jewel thief. More »

Gallery: Supermodels’ Addictions

Vogue UK begins an article by saying “Natalia Vodianova has revealed she has an addiction.” We took a second to wonder what it might be, taking into account famous addictions supermodels have struggled with. Incidentally, despite what this Sisley ad … More »

10 Things We Expect From Roberto Cavalli’s Nightclubs

Roberto Cavalli’s empire is on the move: news broke this week he’ll be sprinkling glamor and excess across the globe by expanding his Cavalli Club brand (which already has spots in Dubai and Florence). We are neither the type to willingly enter a Cavalli Club, nor be allowed inside a Cavalli Club, which makes a fun game of imagining what they’re like. Here’s a list of ten qualities we’d anticipate. More »

Why Is This Man So Happy?

Don’t you wish you have such a happy smile?

Dinner With Your Husband and His Hooker: Good Idea or Bad Idea?

he day’s biggest news story has been Charlie Sheen’s hookers-and-blow extravaganza in New York’s Plaza Hotel. While reporting about hookers and blow is always entertaining, my favorite part of the story is this one: Sheen reportedly had dinner that evening with his ex-wife Denise Richards and the hooker he’d hired. While I am all for exes remaining on good terms with each other post-breakup, I don’t know if I could bring myself to go out with my ex and his lady of the evening. More »

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