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Paul Photenhauer might be taking the word “cocktail” a little too literally. The amateur recipe developer has released a book of recipes for cocktails that all include human semen as a key ingredient. Experimentation is great, but is this idea sexy, or just gross? More
I’m a huge fan of all sorts of booze (if you read my articles frequently, you probably already know this and are rolling your eyes in a pitying way), so the holidays are one of my favorite times because everybody gives you booze. Everybody! Friends, coworkers, neighbors…you always wind up with a ton of bottles of stuff way before Christmas. So why not put some of that to use with a few great recipes for holiday drinks? More
As you watch the Angels skip down the runway in stilettos, relax in your slippers with one of these matching drinks. Or just take shots every time somebody winks and blows a kiss; you’ll be tanked by 9:45. More
Happy it’s almost Thanksgiving, everybody! I know there are some manner of ceremonial cocktails you probably serve around your house, but I thought I’d let you know that those suck. They are awful. Here are new better cocktails. Serve them. You can thank me later. More
It’s noon where I am. It’s also Halloween. COCKTAIL TIME EVERYBODY! More
Are you tired of the traditional labor day Pimms Cup (this is traditional in the world of me, personally.) Do you find yourself flinging up your arms and shouting, “a true laborer would never drink the cucumber beverage served at Ascot?” I respect your strong opinions about odd things, and I have found a drink for you, eccentric and opinionated friend! More
Mercury is in retrograde! Eff everything! Everyone swear a bunch! More
Who cares about those lame sweaters that were two sizes too big? The fat name has returned to the North Pole and now it’s time to prepare for the biggest party day of the year. This year, instead of battling the barrage of amateurs who only go out to the bars twice a year, you’ve decided to invite some of your closest random acquaintances over to your place for a Ball Dropping Bash. (By the way, you really should have had someone look over those invitations. They might have convinced you to reconsider the title.) There’s only one small problem. Bars are nice because they have all kinds of booze just sitting there, ready to be consumed. Your house has a couple bottles of Pinot and a six pack that your guy friend left over there two years ago. FYI, beer doesn’t actually age like wine. That shit is skunked.
So we’re here to help with some great cocktail recipes for your New Years celebration. Buy a couple cases of domestic beer and have some of these drinks whipped up in advance and you’ll be ready to ring in the New Year the way god intended. Completely sloshed. More
Will you be taking a little time off in August? Will you be spending that time sitting in your air conditioned apartment drinking like a thirsty little fish? Glug, glug, little fish! More
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Unless this million dollar wedding ring was marked down from like $17 million or something. -Styleite
What? No “Heartbeat” by Don Johnson? 10 of the cheesiest music videos ever. -CollegeCandy
Fashionable people hung out in a room last night. -Poshglam
Speaking of those, Dita von Teese got away with a full pleated skirt the other day. -StyleList
What cocktails you should order by Zodiac sign. Linked to without comment. -MyDaily
Female celebs currently in the market for baby friends. -The Frisky More
The only thing we love more than booze is fashion, so when we heard that there was a wine label called Little Black Dress, we were basically like “Sold.” In honor of fashion week, they’ve created a special cocktail called the Couture-tini. Bottoms up! More
As far as I’m concerned, all holidays that involve copious family time are drinking holidays. Today’s drink recipe comes via chef Giada De Laurentiis. More
Do you have a hot ex you see whenever you visit your parents for the holidays? Here’s how to avoid having “seasonal sex” with your favorite former fling. – Glamour
Here’s what not to do: these presents are guaranteed to make sure you don’t get laid. – The Frisky
Several movies with oral sex scenes scored Golden Globe nominations. Does this mean cunnilingus on camera is going to become a trend? – The Hollywood Reporter
Are you compatible? Here are 11 quick points that you can check off your list. – YourTango
Things that are sexy: lacy underwear, oysters, Ryan Gosling, and apparently these festive holiday cocktails. – Betty Confidential More
Well, maybe you can’t drink with her but you can at least have what she’s having. Dita von Teese has teamed up with Cointreau to create “My Private Cointreau Coffret.” The pink box contains box a bottle of Cointreau, two cocktail glasses and a custom designed shaker. It would make a perfect holiday gift for any starlet in your life. Learn more at Conintreau.com More
