You know, because y’all beezies should be poppin’ twins out left ‘n right, not makin’ no funnies. More
This is probably the most depressing real talk we’ve ever done. More
I am writing this column at 1:55 in the morning, drinking a Hoegaarden, before I catch a 10am train to Boston for a 7pm gig. You can take the bus from NYC to Boston for $15, but I paid over $100 for the train (damn you, Amtrak!) because I get a lot done on trains and planes, and four hours on a train will be enough to submit the final chapter of a textbook from my hotel just before heading over to the venue.
I’ve been fascinated by the dark-haired greasy duo Katy Perry and Russell Brand ever since they started dating, so I thought it was proper that I announce their official engagement. I never understood the allure of the greasy tight-shirted, skinny-jeaned … More
I don’t understand it, I’m not proud of it, but for some reason…I have a total soft spot for comedian Russell Brand. Oh sure – the guy looks like a greasy, scruffy poorly dressed mess of a man most of … More
AMY…we had an agreement. You would take a break from being one of the funniest women in the world to start a family and career outside of SNL. That’s fine, that’s great – I’m so totally happy for you and … More
If the term paparazzi junkie was ever defined in the dictionary…the names Paris Hilton and Kathy Griffin would certainly come to mind. Though their talent might be debatable, both women have set the bar for ridiculously stupid (but lucrative) reality … More