Topic: commercials

Check Out This Bro-tastic Commercial Penelope Cruz Directed For Agent Provocateur

Check Out This Bro-tastic Commercial Penelope Cruz Directed For Agent Provocateur

Penelope Cruz and her also-hot sister Mónica Cruz (say it with me: MOAN-ica) recently teamed up with sexy sexy sex undies company Agent Provocateur to create L’Agent, a semi-affordable line of sex undies to bring coquettishness to the masses. To promote said line, the multi-talented actress wrote and directed a commercial that is so predictable, clichéed and male (bro)-centric that it would make the Axe body spray people blush. More »

Kerry Low Low Diet Ad Parody Is… Actually A Diet Ad

Kerry Low Low Diet Ad Parody Is... Actually A Diet Ad

Like most everyone with eyeballs and a body, Irish cheese company Kerry Low Low is “sick of food advertising clichés.” They recently released a video parodying typical diet food ads geared toward women and–while it’s funny and accurate–it’s also a little suspect. Kerry Low Low is a company that sells reduced fat cheese products to women, so their parody of a diet ad is also a diet ad. More »

Courtney Love Did A Commercial For Those Weird Electronic Cigarettes

Courtney Love Did A Commercial For Those Weird Electronic Cigarettes

Courtney Love is on a roll lately, endorsement deal-wise. In addition to starring in the new  YSL campaign for expensive clothes based on the cheap clothes she used to wear, she’s also gone and done her first(!) commercial for a product that perfectly encapsulates what the famed Hole frontwoman means to us in 2013: the e-cig. You know, as in electronic cigarettes, as in those strange metal tubes with the blue light on the end you see people sucking on indoors at parties. More »

A Message From St. James Hospital

A Message From St. James Hospital

INT. WHITE ROOM

MARY (a serene-looking woman of about 40)
faces the camera.

MARY
This is Christina.

A picture of CHRISTINE (young, smiling woman)
fills the screen.

MARY
Three years ago, Christina was
diagnosed with a rare form of
blood cancer. Doctors gave her
only months to live. Then she
found St. James Hospital.

A picture of an impressively modern hospital. Sleek. More »

Here’s The Full Version Of That Ad In Which David Beckham Runs Around In His Underwear

Here's The Full Version Of That Ad In Which David Beckham Runs Around In His Underwear

Remember when we told you that Guy Ritchie was directing a “short film” (commercial) for David Beckham‘s H&M bodywear line that was to feature David Beckham himself running around in only his underwear? Of course you do. Well, you need not content yourself with stills any longer, because now the full version is here, and it’s one minute and forty seconds of ab-tastic glory. More »