So I think it’s been pretty well-established around here that we think those commercials promising “real” and “natural” beauty, if only you will buy the beauty product being advertised, are hypocritical and stupid. Here are two images that illustrate that fact. More
Penelope Cruz and her also-hot sister MĂłnica Cruz (say it with me: MOAN-ica) recently teamed up with sexy sexy sex undies company Agent Provocateur to create L’Agent, a semi-affordable line of sex undies to bring coquettishness to the masses. To promote said line, the multi-talented actress wrote and directed a commercial that is so predictable, clichĂ©edÂ and male (bro)-centric that it would make the Axe body spray people blush. More
Macy McGrail has some truly revolutionary things to say about periods and being a woman. Also, she’s nine. More
Fun story: your attractive face is probably ruining a man’s life at this very moment, according to notable science advocacy organizationÂ Axe. It’s not really your fault. Don’t worry. We know you were just born this way. But they were just … More
A British website is arousing backlash after circulating an ad that depicts a cute robotic mascot happening upon some people doing sex stuff in a car. Whodathunkit? More
What do you get when you cross violence against women, racial profiling, high fructose corn syrup and a goat? Why, Mountain Dew‘s newest ad, of course! More
Like most everyone with eyeballs and a body, Irish cheese companyÂ Kerry Low LowÂ isÂ â€śsick of food advertising clichĂ©s.â€ťÂ They recently released a video parodying typical diet food ads geared toward women and–while itâ€™s funny and accurate–itâ€™s also a little suspect. Kerry Low Low is a company that sells reduced fat cheese products to women, so their parody of a diet ad is also a diet ad. More
Courtney Love is on a roll lately, endorsement deal-wise. In addition to starring in the new Â YSL campaign for expensive clothes based on the cheap clothes she used to wear, she’s also gone and done her first(!) commercial for a product that perfectly encapsulates what the famed Hole frontwoman means to us in 2013: the e-cig. You know, as in electronic cigarettes, as in those strange metal tubes with the blue light on the end you see people sucking on indoors at parties. More
“Basically, I’m playing Mrs. Robinson, and I’m seducing this cute little boy with my burger.” –Heidi Kum
INT. WHITE ROOM
MARY (a serene-looking woman of about 40)
faces the camera.
This is Christina.
A picture of CHRISTINE (young, smiling woman)
fills the screen.
Three years ago, Christina was
diagnosed with a rare form of
blood cancer. Doctors gave her
only months to live. Then she
found St. James Hospital.
A picture of an impressively modern hospital. Sleek. More
Remember when we told you that Guy Ritchie was directing a “short film” (commercial) for David Beckham‘s H&M bodywear line that was to feature David Beckham himself running around in only his underwear? Of course you do. Well, you need not content yourself with stills any longer, because now the full version is here, and it’s one minute and forty seconds of ab-tastic glory. More
Remember when Kate Upton fucked a cheeseburger in that commercial for Carl’s Jr.? And then starred in an ad for Zoo York that was subsequently banned?
Well, she’s… back. More
Would you and your racially diverse group of friends like to regulate your reproductive systems at the same time you consume healthy, low-fat, probiotic yogurt? Look no further than Birth Control On The Bottom, the yogurt that is also a pill. More
Single this holiday season? Awesome. More