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‘Cosmarxpolitan’ Tumblr Mashes Up Communism With Cosmopolitan

'Cosmarxpolitan' Tumblr Mashes Up Communism With Cosmopolitan

If you, like me, enjoy seeing lines from dense theoretical texts you read in college mashed up with the splashy cover stories of Cosmopolitan, then this is the Tumblr for you. More »

How Not To Go Crazy In A Shitty World (Things I Learned From My Anarcho-Communist Boyfriend)

How Not To Go Crazy In A Shitty World (Things I Learned From My Anarcho-Communist Boyfriend)

My boyfriend is a wise man and the most pleasant anarcho-communist you’ll ever meet. Here are some of the things I’ve learned from him. More »

Gallery: Why Dating Libertarian Communists Is The Best!

Gallery: Why Dating Libertarian Communists Is The Best!

They're Way Passionate

They Have Nice Hair

They're Not Selfish In The Sack

You'll Never Be Short On Reading Material

As you may know by now, EIC Jennifer likes dating finance guys. Well guess what? I like dating libertarian communists, as my current beau will attest. Why do I like dating these sensual revolutionaries? I’m so glad you asked! Here are ten reasons, many of which align strangely well with Jennifer’s reasons for dating the very people my man and his ilk hope to someday annihilate. Go figure. More »

Gallery: Enjoy Lanvin’s Kid Clothing With Quotes From Das Kapital

Gallery: Enjoy Lanvin's Kid Clothing With Quotes From Das Kapital

Balloons and Tulle

Her First Shopping Trip

Princess Playtime!

The Littlest Flasher

Remember when I told you about 19th Century oil tycoon Alber Elbaz’s decision to launch a “superluxury” line of children’s clothing, and most of you agreed that it would hasten the demise of capitalism by several decades? Well, Sir Elbaz made good on the threat, and now there are photos to prove it. (My anarcho-commie boyfriend is doing the Snoopy dance as we speak.) Is the Lanvin kids’ line ridiculously cute, or just ridiculous? You be the judge. More »

Design: The Ultimate Piece of Furniture for Your Studio Apartment

Design: The Ultimate Piece of Furniture for Your Studio Apartment

Here’s the thing about studio apartments: you don’t have any room for extraneous furniture. The items you select need to be deliberate — they must serve a purpose, each and every one of them, like large, inanimate members of a communist/Utopian society. More »

A Smurf Theme Park Is Coming To China

A Smurf Theme Park Is Coming To China

First of all, we’re booking tickets to China right now. Second, why? We sort of got it when a Smurfs went to France (though the theme park closed after two seasons), but why China? According to the Wall Street Journal:

Communism Will Make You Skinny

Communism Will Make You Skinny

And not just because of all the purging.