Topic: condom

I’m really ashamed of watching this show, or pretending we can learn anything from it, but last night’s episode was so much the essence of Gossip Girl that I keep snorting vodka as I think about, so let’s just review, shall we? It was a sort of public service announcement about STDs for labradoodle idiots. Namely, Gossip Girl sent out a blast saying that Serena had an STD and that she offered to have sex with a professor because she was late to his creative writing class. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. James Franco did that shit all the time. More »