We live in a world in which both glitter and Swarovski crystals exist, so only conceivable value add to the diamond manicure is having the opportunity to shout, “I am wearing a diamond manicure that costs a million dollars!” while someone mugs you for your acrylic tips. More
Topic: Conspicuous Consumption
What kind of asshole would pay $2,000 to take up a space in a homeless shelter? More
Someone came out with a line of 24-karat-gold rolling papers to smoke. Because, you know, just lighting dollar bills on fire and laughing is pleb-tier. More
What’s a better term for “logowhore”?
We prefer to avoid using the word “whore” pejoratively–but, while famewhore can easily be substituted for fameball, there is no other word than “logowhore” that quite neatly conveys the appropriate amount of derision we have for people who bathe themselves in designer logos. More
Hermès insists it “can be used for play”–and thank fucking god for that. Who’d want a branded blue basketball museum piece?
…Well, the sort of person who’d want a Chanel surfboard, probably, or a Louis Vuitton soccer ball or an Alexander Wang jump rope. Which all exist, obviously–and there’s more in the gallery ahead. More
Celebrate the venality of women everywhere! “Gimme” one of each! More
If you like planned obsolescence, the deeply unnecessary and denim cutoffs, have we got a celebrity fashion line for you! More
While you were boozing and eating and enjoying family (or promising never to return home) yesterday, did you ever stop for a moment to consider the circumstances of those more fortunate than you? Did it ever cross your mind: what are the Kardashians doing for Christmas? More
Sometimes fashion is so fucking edgy I want to just cut my face off. More
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So many gluten-free cakes to taste! More
You can rest easy now, because Osbourne sort of feels bad but also doesn’t. More
We were all surprised a few months ago to learn that Karl Lagerfeld did not, in fact, have a robot heart (or that he downloaded some sort of compassion program) because he went and got a kitten. The initial photo was cute and people fawned over it because this is the internet and you know how it feels about cats. But, little did we know that the kitten would become Choupette, the iPad-using, two maid-having star of editorials in I-D and now a feature in Harper’s Bazaar. More
Only the richest fans proceed! More