Topic: Conspicuous Consumption

Sketchers Debuts New Line Of Sneaker Wedges Called (Actually) Daddy’$ Money

Celebrate the venality of women everywhere! “Gimme” one of each! More »

Alé by Alessandra Ambrosio: The Latest Completely Pointless Celebrity Fashion Line Is Here

AlÃ© by Alessandra Ambrosio: The Latest Completely Pointless Celebrity Fashion Line Is Here

If you like planned obsolescence, the deeply unnecessary and denim cutoffs, have we got a celebrity fashion line for you! More »

The Kardashians Spent Thousands Of Dollars On Tacky Designer Shit For Christmas (And Want You To Know)

While you were boozing and eating and enjoying family (or promising never to return home) yesterday, did you ever stop for a moment to consider the circumstances of those more fortunate than you? Did it ever cross your mind: what are the Kardashians doing for Christmas? More »

The Olsen Twins Are Selling A $55,000 Backpack With Prescription Pills Stuck On It

Sometimes fashion is so fucking edgy I want to just cut my face off. More »

Taylor Swift Complains About Her Hundreds Of Dresses In Harper’s Bazaar

For a long time now, many people on the internet have debated whether or not Taylor Swift is the Worst. More »

Miley Cyrus To Wed Liam Hemsworth In Three Separate Ceremonies (Does This Make Them The Worst?)

So many gluten-free cakes to taste! More »

Kelly Osbourne Apologizes For Her $250,000 Emmys Manicure

You can rest easy now, because Osbourne sort of feels bad but also doesn’t. More »

Karl Lagerfeld’s Cat Lives A Better, Fuller Life Than All Of Us (Continued)

We were all surprised a few months ago to learn that Karl Lagerfeld did not, in fact, have a robot heart (or that he downloaded some sort of compassion program) because he went and got a kitten. The initial photo was cute and people fawned over it because this is the internet and you know how it feels about cats. But, little did we know that the kitten would become Choupette, the iPad-using, two maid-having star of editorials in I-D and now a feature in Harper’s Bazaar. More »

Target To Offer Insanely Expensive Hunger Games Replica Pin

Only the richest fans proceed! More »

What We're Reading:

This Will Drive Your Man Wild Before Sex
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Why Kissing Matters During Foreplay
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Woman Divorces Soldier Who Lost Legs Because She Wants A Normal Life
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3 Ways He Can Tell You're Faking An Orgasm
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Jessica Biel Owns The Row’s $4,000 Backpack

That backpack represents at most $200-300 worth of materials/labor, so that meansThe Row thinks their label is worth approximately $34,800. More »

Paris Hilton Flashes Her Thong Tan

THIS HEADLINE STRAIGHT TO YOU FROM 2002. More »

Nicki Minaj: “I Used To Spend $50,000 A Month On Designer Clothes”

Although Adele got the coveted cover spot, Nicki Minaj may steal the show in American Vogue‘s March issue. More »

In Case You Had Any Doubts About Martha Stewart’s Grasp Of Reality…

Here is a photo of Martha Stewart and her chow-chow, Ghengis Khan, dining at the Plaza in New York City on Sunday. Not only is this unsanitary to the point of disturbing, it is perhaps the best expression of celebrity’s deteriorating affect on the brain. More »

Did Michelle Obama Spend $50,000 On Lingerie?

“Agent Provocateur sales boosted by US First Lady Michelle Obama,” went the title of a post on the Telegraph yesterday, “Michelle Obama has risked the wrath of cash-strapped Americans by indulging in a $50,000 shopping spree at Agent Provocateur.” Guess how true this story is! More »

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