No. Fucking. Way.
I wish, I wish so badly, that I could tell you that what I’m about to write isn’t true.
But I can’t. Because it is true.
Consumerist reports that an ice cream store in London called The Icecreamists will be selling a frozen treat made of Madagascan vanilla pods, lemon zest, and fresh milk from the breasts of new mothers: More
According to Consumerist, there’s a trend going ’round where couples get married at Walmart. Well – it might not be a “trend,” so much as something that one couple did. Whatever. If this is a thing, I’m totally doing it … More
You know how you’ve just never been able to find the perfect sports bra, no matter how many women’s magazines you read that promise you that this time they’ve found the top ten brands? Well, you can finally write that … More
Over at Consumerist, a guy wrote a story about how the person working the drive-thru at a Carl’s Jr. told him point blank that he didn’t “give a fuck” that the order took a long time to make. Customer was … More