- 151 days ago by Mallory Ortberg
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INT. RESTAURANT. EVENING.
DINER (A young man. Fleece jacket. Sideswept hair. Aggressively casual attitude. You know the type) with COMPANION is sitting at a table covered in empty dishes. They are clearly waiting for the bill. A WAITER (Tall. Heavy-lidded eyes. Wears a half-smile) walks past. The DINER raises a finger.
DINER
Oh hey, man. Can we get the check whenever you have a sec? No rush.
WAITER
Yeah, no worries, man. Get it to you in a minute.
DINER
No biggie.
[The two of them lock eyes and realize something Big is taking place.] More





