- 235 days ago by Mallory Ortberg
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Mommy wars. Sounds like: a succession of desert raids between strong-armed, wild-eyed women commanding mechanized spider armies and booby-trapped uteruses. Umbilical prime ministers secretly poison precious breast-milk supplies and fathers are traded as currency.
Is actually: a bunch of parents arguing on internet message boards. More





