They seemed to capture the exact moment that someone made a joke and Danes didn’t find it funny. At all. More
Since Gisele is a supermodel–and supermodels get even more famous if they drop the baby weight in zero minutes–she is posing with toned, sweaty stomach exposed. She was shot by Mario Testino, of course. More
We didn’t know whether to classify this one as a Photoshop of Horrors or a plain old Fashion Disaster. More
They could always tell when it’s gonna rain! More
Nashville star Hayden Panettiere lands the cover of Glamour‘s May issue–looking quite lovely, we might add. The actress is a jumble of Spring-appropriate trends–namely, the omnipresent bra-top/crop-top, colorful stripes and her bold pink lip with minimal makeup (and visible freckles!).
Also visible is her infamous text tattoo–vivere senza rimipianti, a misspelling of vivere senza rimpianti–which came up during her chat with Glamour. More
She was inspired to write the cookbook when Dame Margaret Smith, William Joel and Mario Batali were over for a quiet dinner party and Paltrow was a little loaded from the ’78 Montrachet and accidentally stuffed the poulet de bressewith caviar instead of arranging it on the caviar plate where it belonged HA! HA!
And that’s when she realized she should eat more brown rice and less everything else. More
We’re normally firmly pro-MObama in all categories but feel she looks a little stiff here. More
Ahead you’ll find Zooey Deschanel, allegedly, on the April cover of InStyle.
You may have noticed, it’s been a very Taylor Swift year around here. If all the pert, bland pretty pretty princess-ing about was starting to bore you, good news: you’re not alone. Apparently Taylor Swift is real bad at moving copies of the magazines she covers. More
SO. MANY. JOKES. MUST. END. POST. More
Kate Hudson has the very topless (as opposed to “just a little topless”) March cover of Glamour magazine, wearing nothing but a pile of necklace(s)* and some probably very fancy jeans. More