Lady Gaga let a super villain make her an army of robot duplicates with singing breasts. More
If you thought Twilight was bad, I promise, your opinion of their decision-making skills will go so far up after seeing this. More
Happy 18th birthday to Kendall Jenner! As expected, Kendall’s birthday prompted plenty of sweet tweets from her fans wishing her an absolutely splendid day. It also prompted plenty of people to express their excitement over the fact that it’s now legal for them to have sex with her. These tweets ranged from “wink wink, nudge nudge” style references to her sister Kim Kardashian’s sex tape to very candid confessions about wanting to partake in all the sex with her. I combed through a lot of these tweets and chose a few of the perviest in the bunch for your reading pleasure and/or horror. Enjoy. More
Well, this is highly disturbing and I suddenly don’t want waffles ever again. More
Apparently, there is a sex show in existence that defies all definitions of ugly, evil and awful. And Rihanna went to it. More
An answer to the question on everybody’s mind and nobody’s conscience: can reality television actually get worse? More
“Yes, because she can’t consent, poor her.” More
You know those obnoxious acquaintances who are always giving you sex advice even when you desperately don’t want to know that they are partaking in sex? Yes yes, Geoff, I get it; you always use hot sauce as lube, I don’t care how great your balls feel as a result, STFU. Well, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson are the celebrity versions of those people, and they are sharing their sex life with you to
extend their already-over 15 minutes help the world collectively orgasm. More
On the one hand, I find it rather incredible to see such idiocy in a day and age where we are well aware of the implications that accompany posting personal stuff online — especially with regard to work. On the other, I am thrilled that there is such idiocy, so this type of “sandwich artist” can be fired and we won’t wind up all eating dickbread.
Yes: dickbread. More
Tim Meadows Is Mad At SNL
'Vaginal Knitting" - Watch Woman Knit From Wool Inside Her Vagina
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Sometimes I just hate the Internet so, so much. More
I’ve made a big mistake this morning and now I want you to do it too. Please watch this horribly uncomfortable video of Will Smith forcibly kissing his teenage son Jaden Smith during an interview for no discernible reason. Then please join me as I try to re-enact the plot of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and erase this memory immediately. What, why, huh, who, child services? More
I know there was a lot of backlash over the recent sexualization of Merida, the princess in Disney’s Brave. Parents signed petitions, wrote blog posts, and even got the creator to say how disappointed she was with the changes. But there’s one thing I need to know: where were these people to help Rainbow Bright and Strawberry Shortcake? More
Oh, how lovely! A megalomaniac who believes he has the right to shoot people who are “on a stage of their own creation.” More
Would you like to stalk other singles? Now, you can! Via their shirts. And tracking numbers. And iPhone apps to track their tracking numbers publicly.