Topic: creepy

BareMinerals Wants You To Run For Fraternity Boys’ Viewing Pleasure Because You’re ‘Beautiful When You Sweat’

BareMinerals Wants You To Run For Fraternity Boys' Viewing Pleasure Because You're 'Beautiful When You Sweat'

This kind of obnoxious campaign doesn’t encourage anybody; it just tells us that we should don our hair and makeup according to what dudes like. Look, if I want to wear red lipstick to go running (and I most certainly have), then I will, and it won’t be because I want to look “cute” in my adorbz wittle lady wunning gear. More »

I’m Not Mad That Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling Bikinis For Children — Just At These Creepy Advertisements

I'm Not Mad That Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling Bikinis For Children -- Just At These Creepy Advertisements

We make fun of Gwyneth Paltrow a lot here at The Gloss, but that’s typically just us poking at her ridiculously out-of-touch attitude toward money, food and the world at large.

Now, though, she’s being hit with a whole lot of criticism from all directions for selling bikinis to children on GOOP. I’m admittedly not opposed to bikinis for kids — so they’re wearing two pieces of cloth instead of one, big deal — but I am totally disturbed by the photos GOOP is using to market these bikinis to children. More »

Gallery: Uncle Terry Manages To Look Creepy In A Tuxedo For His David Webb Jewelry Campaign

Gallery: Uncle Terry Manages To Look Creepy In A Tuxedo For His David Webb Jewelry Campaign
Terry Richardson For David Webb Jewelry, Fall 2012
Terry Richardson For David Webb Jewelry, Fall 2012
Terry Richardson For David Webb Jewelry, Fall 2012
Terry Richardson For David Webb Jewelry, Fall 2012
Terry Richardson For David Webb Jewelry, Fall 2012

I’ve always been a fan of dirtbags in tuxedos. There’s something about the combo of stubble, neck tattoos, and a nice, sharp tux that just makes me want to drool all over someone. Of course, this affinity does not extend to Terry Richardson, who takes a shot at making this look work as he puts his paws all over model Eniko Mihalik in the “Richardson shot” David Webb fall 2012 jewelry campaign. Question: Does Uncle Terry’s energetic touching of a woman many years his junior make any of you want to buy the jewelry depicted? I realize I might be biased, so I figure I should ask. More »

Gallery: The Creepiest Pick-Up Lines From A 1973 ‘Humor’ Book Published By Playboy

Gallery: The Creepiest Pick-Up Lines From A 1973 'Humor' Book Published By Playboy
On Dating A Pair Of Disembodied Legs
Flattery Via Feigned Pedophilia
More Hott Pedo Action
It Just Keeps Going!
Getting At The Root Of The Problem

Hey fellas! Would you like to be funny not in the next life, and not in the one after that, but in your own lifetime? Look no further than this book of jokes and anecdotes that I found at a thrift store over the weekend, which was published by Playboy Press in 1973. Of especial interest to the amorously minded man is the chapter titled “Wit, Whimsy and Women,” which is simply brimming with rapey excellent advice on what to say to a woman with whom you’d like to “score.” Basically, you should pretend like you’re a pedophile and you’ve mistaken her for a child, because “every girl, no matter how young she is, likes to think she looks younger than she really is.” Here are some of my favorite lines from said chapter. More »

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