Reasons to call 911:
1) You’re being burgled.
2) You’ve fallen down and can’t get up.
3) Your house is on fire.
Reasons not to call 911:
1) You got a bad manicure. More
Consumerist reports today that a man in Oklahoma tried to steal a soda truck from outside a Chili’s while not wearing any pants. I’d say that this is a pretty significant crime-committing rule to break, because you want your victims … More