I am chopping off all of my hair in less than three weeks time! Have I given any thought to specifics, like exactly what kind of cut I want or what styling products to buy or where to donate the 12+ inches of hair I am cutting off? Of course not! That’s where you come in. (Please!) More
I’m a bridesmaid in my friend’s wedding, but I can’t decide on the perfect rehearsal dinner outfit. Help! More
Is soliciting donations for a wedding inappropriate, rude or otherwise bad in the etiquette department? (Answer: Yes.) More
I was not planning on going to my reunion, but I’ve been coerced into it. It’s a clambake, just FYI, and I am not feeling it. Given my weird recent bout of obsessive insecurity, I am ever-so-slightly tweaking out over what to wear. I don’t want to dress up too much, but I also want to wear an outfit that says, “Yes, I did grow up to be an adult, teacher-who-told-me-I-was-hopeless.”
Also, because I am afraid you are all sick of my dumb face, I have applied cat memes to my head instead. More
For the past few years, my hair and I have been engaged in a viciously boring cycle, and it goes a little something like this: hair gets too long, cut it a little. Bangs get too long, cut them a little. That is it. That’s the whole thing. Exciting, I know. More
So this post was supposed to be a street style round-up of all the cool costumes I saw out in the wild this Halloween season, but then a few things happened: 1.) I devoted most of my energy to my own extravagant party, 2.) I didn’t get to go out as much as I would’ve liked to because of the hurricane, and 3.) the pictures I paid a photographer to take came out way, way better than the ones I took with my phone. (Quelle surprise!) So I’m only going to show you pictures from my own party. I’m sorry in advance if that seems super self-centered of me, but I promise everyone looked really fucking crazy. More
Look, I know you all want the Mitford Sisters or an African-American. Here is why, as the poet-philosopher Mick Jagger said, you can’t always get what you want: More
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My general rule for lipstick is “it should probably be red. Like cherries in the snow. Except not cherry colored that is too dark.” More
With a pinata head. More
A very special crowdsourcing. More
We just got an e-mail from The Patrick Melville Salon offering us a free cut and color. Look. If I were to have a life motto, it would probably be “sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.” If I were to have a life motto that was in English and not pretend Latin it would probably be “take all the free stuff you are offered.” More
We’re invited to two events on the same evening. Neither one of them involve combining Jackie O and Marilyn Monroe into on person, so that’s kind of a shame. More