I know I am very late to the “My Crush” game, but I have just received some very significant news and I am therefore compelled to tell you all about my ridiculous love for Jason Segel. More
He is my crush because he is the type of guy that on first meeting my mom he hugged her, and when his mom came to town wanted me to meet her. More
Happy Valentine’s day week, almost! I know some of you are probably in relationships. That is fine. Some of you are probably not in relationships. That is also fine.
However I hope everyone IN THE WORLD has some manner of unrequited crush. If you do not have one, that is not fine, you should cultivate one immediately. If you need an incentive to do so, we’re giving away a fantastic pack of perfume prizes. All you need to do is e-mail Jennifer [at] thegloss.com and write 600 to 800 words about your crush. And, of course, tell us your full name and mailing address (so we know where to send the prizes to) as well as the name you’d like the piece published under (if you like to keep it anonymous, we understand). We will post your submissions through Valentine’s day week, and vote for the best one at the week. The winner will receive: More
Look, this is uncomfortable, because I’m pretty sure this is like being the kind of woman who lusted after Fabio. And I always thought that kind of woman was very likely to wear sweaters with cats on them.
But have you seen these commercials? More
Today Russell Brand turns 37. I hate that I know this and I hate that I care. But that’s my life now. I have a crush on Russell Brand and I subconciously stockpile this information in my head. The actor who makes me feel compelled to get an STD check just from watching him during an interview also makes me feel compelled to remove all my clothes.
His hosting gig at the MTV Movie Awards last night didn’t help solve my confliction of a crush. No, It just made it worse. How can I like this man who’s somewhat endorsing Charlie Sheen doing lines of coke? More
During the fall of last year I began dating a friend I had had a crush on for quite some time. More
Just because a woman isn’t on the cover of Maxim doesn’t mean that men aren’t lusting after her. A while ago, we talked about some of our unusual objects of lust (Alan Rickman!) now, to go along with Outer Beauty … More
“But I don’t even know who Ryan Reynolds is,” you might say. And then you might say, “wait, wasn’t he in Just Friends? God, that movie was terrible.” And you’re right. But he was also in Definitely, Maybe, and that was a very enjoyable movie. And I included a picture of him hugging a dog so you can like him more. If it’s not enough pretend that the dog is deaf, blind and has no tail. But that’s not the point. The point is he’s now playing the Green Lantern, and if that weren’t cool enough, this quote about his costume makes us want to mud-wrestle Scarlett Johansson for him: More