You’ve told a few lies in your day to get some, haven’t you? More
“I think you meant you need cuddling, not coddling,” read his text. He was wrong. I did not need to be cuddled; I needed to be coddled immediately. More
I don’t wander the streets fearing that strangers are going to throw themselves on me for an instant cuddle puddle, because frankly, if that was acceptable societal behavior, I would have moved to the Yukon years ago. More
It’s super gross! More
I once dated someone, and fell asleep laying on his arm. “Oh, no,” I said, ‘I’m going to cut off the circulation in your arm.”
“Careful,” he replied, “I think Sloane Crosley has that phrase copyrighted for her 17th book.”
Sloane Crosely’s 17th book “I’m Going To Cut Off The Circulation In Your Arm” will seem irrelevant after you read this guide, illustrated with my badly drawn stick figures. You’ll never lose circulation again! More
It’s awful when men want to hold you after sex, right? Here! Finally something you can toss at them as you run like a jack-rabbit out of their apartment.
It’s the booty pillow, and it’s almost like having the soft, cushion-y flesh of another human being in bed with you. (I say this as someone who has been known to embrace the “three pillows in humanoid shape” technique, so I really have no right to judge). The creators claim:
If I were a spider, I’d eat the guy after sex too because apparently he tries to stick a part of his baby making parts inside of the female spiders to prevent her from being impregnated by other spiders. So glad I’m not a spider. – MSNBC
Black truffles cost at least $150 simply because they’re the only fungi to reproduce sexually, and yet, the males and females live separately making it very difficult for them to reproduce and make more black truffles. – AOL
According to a new study whose results were posted on Lemondrop, men and women are hardwired to want different stuff after having sex. Specifically, lady-people want to cuddle and talk about baby names while man-people want a beer and a sammich, and they also want a woman to carry it over to them. More
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It took me a minute to figure out what was going on in this picture. At first I thought it was really bad Photoshop — like, Photoshop that gave Jessica Simpson an extra leg. But then I realized that it’s … More