Topic: Cuddling

How To Cuddle All Night Without Your Arm Falling Asleep

How To Cuddle All Night Without Your Arm Falling Asleep

I once dated someone, and fell asleep laying on his arm. “Oh, no,” I said, ‘I’m going to cut off the circulation in your arm.”

“Careful,” he replied, “I think Sloane Crosley has that phrase copyrighted for her 17th book.”

Sloane Crosely’s 17th book “I’m Going To Cut Off The Circulation In Your Arm” will seem irrelevant after you read this guide, illustrated with my badly drawn stick figures. You’ll never lose circulation again! More »

There Is Now An “After-Sex Buddy” For Men

There Is Now An "After-Sex Buddy" For Men

It’s awful when men want to hold you after sex, right? Here! Finally something you can toss at them as you run like a jack-rabbit out of their apartment.

It’s the booty pillow, and it’s almost like having the soft, cushion-y flesh of another human being in bed with you. (I say this as someone who has been known to embrace the “three pillows in humanoid shape” technique, so I really have no right to judge). The creators claim:
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Party Favors: Female Spiders Eat Men After Sex

Party Favors: Female Spiders Eat Men After Sex

If I were a spider, I’d eat the guy after sex too because apparently he tries to stick a part of his baby making parts inside of the female spiders to prevent her from being impregnated by other spiders. So glad I’m not a spider. – MSNBC

Black truffles cost at least $150 simply because they’re the only fungi to reproduce sexually, and yet, the males and females live separately making it very difficult for them to reproduce and make more black truffles. – AOL

Bi-curious? Try sleeping with a fat guy. – Lemondrop More »