Topic: Cunnilingus

Famous Virgins Wed Bed Dead: Just Because Jon Snow Is Good At “Tongue Stuff” Doesn’t Mean We Want To F*ck Him

Famous Virgins Wed Bed Dead: Just Because Jon Snow Is Good At "Tongue Stuff" Doesn't Mean We Want To F*ck Him

This week, in honor of my new book Night Terrors, we’re playing a fraught game of WBD with three famous virgins. Not that the book is really about virginity (or losing it) but it is about sex and anxiety so it seemed like pretty appropriate territory. We’ll be playing with Sir Isaac Newton, king of science, Britney Spears, onetime Princess of Pop, and Game of ThronesJon Snow, master of the “tongue stuff.” More »

Design: Stephen Colbert Couch

Design: Stephen Colbert Couch

Ever wonder what it would be like to have Stephen Colbert’s face between your legs? Well, now you can find out, courtesy of this couch with his mug painted on it.

Honestly, I don’t think I could sit comfortably in the company of strangers on a couch with anyone’s grill emblazoned on the cushions. I would feel like I was allowing someone to perform cunnilingus on me — or at least look up my skirt — as I tried to carry on a normal conversation. More »