Topic: cupcakes

Rebel Wilson’s T-Shirt Line Turns Your Boobs Into Food

Donut dealers and cupcake lovers (who wear t-shirts) unite! More »

8 Thanksgiving Food Substitutes For People Who Hate The Real Stuff

Do you prefer cupcakes to cuts of meat? How about hot fudge instead of gravy? And who seriously desires cornucopias, anyway? Despite their looks, these treats are a far cry from traditional. More »

What’s So Naughty About These Cupcakes?

Why must they be censored? More »

Themes For Your High End Dessert Shop

Statistically speaking, as a woman, you’re almost certainly going to spend the majority of your thirties running a high-end dessert shop in the fashionable section of a mid-size American town. And as everyone knows, artisanal bakeries live or die by their adorable, pun-based names. With that in mind, here are a few suggestions for your new career: More »

How To Eat A Cupcake Like A Gentleman

However, since we’re celebrating being adults with Big Girl Badge Week, I think it’s only appropriate that we take our cupcake consumption to the next level, shall we? Presenting a how-to on eating cupcakes like a grown up (well, a hot gentleman grown up to be exact, but whatever). More »

Just Curious: How Does This Picture Make You Feel?

Apparently we ladies are supposed to be very turned on by the idea of brawny men and cupcakes appearing in our lives together. More »

What You Need Right Now: Olympics-Inspired Cupcakes

Things like cupcakes and champagne make me realize that although, as a race, we’re sometimes destructive, self-centered and even all out evil, we’re still pretty great to have created such wonderful items for consumption. More »

Pick Of The Week: This Poncho Will Make You Look Like A Giant Cupcake

In Pick Of The Week, I highlight a nifty fashion and/or beauty item that I’ve discovered in my travels. More »

Student Gives Classmate Semen-Filled Cupcake

People really hate cupcakes these days, for many reasons: they’re infantilizing, the frosting to cake ratio is off, they tend to be dry, Sex & the City ruins everything by reducing women to selfish, venal harpies, etc. Here’s another reason: there could be semen in them. More »

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Magnolia Bakery? No. More »

Because Cupcake ATMS Weren’t Enough, The UK Came Up With Posters That Dispense Your Sweet Fix

It sounds totally weird, doesn’t it? A poster that dispenses cake? And not just that, but posters that also emit the scent of cake. More »

How To Do Cupcake Nails (And What To Wear Them With)

Cupcakes can be edgy. More »

Cupcakes Are The Downfall Of Society

Listen, I know the cupcake comes from humble beginnings. It started working at kiddie birthday parties and maybe a low-key bridal shower. When I was a kid, cupcakes were just an easy sugar-filled snack for busy moms to throw together. I hate to knock a treat that obviously worked it’s way up on the desert social ladder.

However, this mini-cake has grown too big for it’s britches. And by britches, I mean wax paper wrapping. More »

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