Have you been running out of new ways to hate your body? Fear not! More
Topic: Daily Mail
Every time I type “according to the Daily Mail…” a little piece of my heart dies. And then gets called fat. More
Happy Every Day Ever! More
As we all know, Beyonce is approximately as close as close as we’ll get to having actual royalty in the United States. We also all are aware that she is incapable of looking bad, as proven by every photo of her … More
You know how Paula Deen is using the whole, “I was really mad at that guy so I called him the n-word!” defense, and other people are all, “It’s okay because it’s just when she was really mad!” and it is kind of infuriating? Well, that fury must be steadily maintained for when people say homophobic things as a result of their anger at another human being, too. I’m talking to you, Alec Baldwin! More
“You’ll hate that tattoo when you’re 50!”
“You know that’s permanent, right?”
“Aren’t you afraid it’ll stretch when you get pregnant?”
Ah, the lovely things people who hate tattoos — or at least don’t actively like them — say to people who have them, completely bewildered by the idea that somebody might want to do something to their body that he or she does not. More
Every morning, I try to do a “newsy” piece. I was mentioning to a friend that it means that, at least one a day, I type the phrase “according to The Daily Mail” because they are a publication that is all lady issues, all the time. Just only issues about how stars have cellulite in their armpits. I thought maybe I could cut down on the time I spend doing that if you could just reference this post, every morning, forever. Reference this for the rest of your life, because I’ve covered every single article. More
Even if you have “yet to walk down the aisle,” should your marital status actually matter to people? More
All the balloons! More
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Sometimes, I think it’s possible that we dislike women because they are much more beautiful than us. And sometimes I think we dislike them because they are awful. This is one of the latter times. More
Best friends are for losers. More
Today in the The Daily Mail, former magazine editor Liz Jones decided to join the throng of individuals who worship at the throne of Christina Hendricks‘ body. Considering she’s about three years late to the party of people who’ve noticed that the Mad Men star is particularly voluptuous, old Liz decided to kick it up a notch. First, she compares Hendricks to an animal. And then she goes in for the kill, by partaking in some of the most terrible body snarking I’ve read in awhile — all in the name of equality. More
M&S is launching a line of “invisible” lingerie to match women’s skin tones! Which is a completely brilliant idea! Except that – according to my eyes – this lingerie is visible, doesn’t appear to match anyone’s skin tone. Because, you know, human skin isn’t eggshell colored (though I commend them on finding one model who does, indeed, have a whiter shade of pale skin). But science went into this! The Daily Mail reports: More