Whether you love her, hate her, or have never watched Jersey Shore because you’re too good for that and Prison Wives was on instead, everyone can agree that it was brave of Snooki to open up. More
Topic: Dancing with the Stars
You’d think I’d love Dancing With The Stars– the reality competition program seems to have it all: completely unironic camp, razzle dazzle spectacle, and washed up celebrities. But every single time I’ve tried to watch, my eyes have glazed over from a combination of boredom and fremdschämen. More
I’m surprised at her for rejecting money; I’m not surprised about the reasons. More
I want you all to realize how many natural impulses I had to fight down to ask an Olympic gymnast about wedgies, but I did it. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU. (For those unfamiliar with Shawn Johnson, she’s a recently retired Olympic balance beam gold medalist, a floor exercise silver medalist, and a world champion. Oh. And she won Dancing with the Stars. And she’s only 20. We interviewed her at the P&G Family Home in London.) More
Last night, the 15th annual Hollywood Film Awards took place in Beverly Hills, California: bodies everywhere were slathered in glittery bronzer, waists were sucked into layered pairs of Spanx and blonde locks were carefully styled for hours to get that perfect “effortless beachy wave” look. Julianne Hough, of Dancing With the Stars infamy, walked the red carpet and presented some stuff and this is relevant for three reasons. More
Elisabetta Canalis needs to stay famous so she took off her clothes and didn’t help any animals! See the vaguely NSFW ad. More
Dancing With The Stars person of interest Lacey Schwimmer was hosting an event at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas last week and apparently she “performed.” Does that mean she danced? Or lip synced to something? I don’t know. Anyway, the girl loves her spectacularly hideous rib-revealing bra-tops (this isn’t her first rodeo) but this is over-the-top, even as a performance outfit. To go with her Sexy Mrs. Satan Clause bra-top, she’s added American Apparel workout leggings from 5 years ago and some kind of confusing suede Doc Moccasins. I’ve lost the gift of sight forever, but here are some photos for you to look at. More
By which I mean: I don’t know why it exists. More
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Oh Flavio. I’m glad it was you. You were commanding yet gentle; firm but kind. I was afraid but you showed me what to do. We had a moment you and I. We laughed. We cried. Well, I cried on the inside anyway for my disastrous amateur tango. Yes, tango. What did you think I was talking about? More
Welcome to a new column, Chasing Thirty by Andrea Dunlop. Throughout she’ll share her attempts to check off the items in her pre-30 bucket list in this, her 29th year. More
“I’d rather be overweight and curvy than superthin with no curves…I’ve always had a butt, and I want to keep it — cellulite and all. I’m not perfect, but I love my curves.” — Holly Madison, on why she likes her body.
“I can’t look too sexy…That’s the key, you know. I’m already known as the Playboy girl, so I can’t go out there and do that. I have to be ABC appropriate!” — Kendra Wilkinson, on her upcoming stint on “Dancing with the Stars.” More
Last night at a benefit for Habitat for Humanity sponsored by Ferrero Chocolates, I got to meet Olympic gold medal winning figure skater Evan Lysacek (you might also know him from his successful stint on Dancing with the Stars). Evan’s costumes for the Vancouver Games were designed by Vera Wang. Now, Lysacek and Wang are collaborating on an upcoming menswear line, which Lysacek describes as his “new passion.” More
There’s a lot of hullabaloo about former Disney kid stars who try to make it as adults, with former Mouseketeers like Justin, Xtina, and Britney cited as examples of ones who were able to parlay their child stardom into bona … More