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It may have seem unlikely, but some reality TV stars have managed to stoop lower on the fame-whoring scale than they’ve ever been before. More
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It may have seem unlikely, but some reality TV stars have managed to stoop lower on the fame-whoring scale than they’ve ever been before. More
All the women of Saturday Night Live gathered together last night for a “Women of SNL” special. In one hilarious skit, they impersonate the Real Housewives at a reunion special. The skit was hosted by the adorable, long-suffering host and mediator of the Real Housewives specials, Andy Cohen. Though, it is difficult to nail down exactly who’s who of the Housewives, I think I’ve figured it out: More
There’s always one. The cities may change, and cast members may come and go, but no matter where you look, there’s always one lunatic on each season. But maybe you don’t watch the show. (How else could you possibly be … More
Think back to a special day in your life. It could be a graduation, a religious ceremony, a Sweet Sixteen. Now, do you remember any family members brawling during said special day? Probably not. However, such was the case for … More
You’re traditionally supposed to dress as something scary for Halloween, right? Well, Danielle Staub is going with tradition as she tells USMagazine.com that she will be dressing as Teresa Giudice for Halloween. She told the magazine, More
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Here’s an obvious one: “Kevin’s other wife, Beth Maher – who I believed was his ex-wife – came down to the jail. I found out later from Kevin that he’d married Beth under the name Edward James Maher, and he married me under Kevin James Maher – white he was still legally married to another woman.” More
Lilit and the passel of interns spend at least half an hour every day talking about The Real Housewives of New Jersey. I don’t watch it, because I like TV shows to have a plot and some provocative questions about the nature of life. You know, the way Hellcats does (did you watch the Star Trek inspired episode yesterday? Magic!). But I’m pretty sure that I know enough knowledge just from hearing them talk about it to be able to fill you in on what the show is about if you, like me, have never seen it. Lilit and intern Hannah posed questions: More
It used to be that people who complained about Hollywood nepotism basically just talked shit about Kate Hudson. But now, even elementary-school aged celebrity spawn are getting movie and record deals. Here are some of the celebrity kids who are making us feel like even bigger slackers than usual. More
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One of the most hated women in reality television, Danielle Staub, is taking over the tube. After being kicked off Bravo for basically sucking at life, she has now ventured over to the more lesser known cable network, WealthTV. What … More
Here’s another lawsuit to add to the pile on the Real Housewives of NJ: Caroline Manzo reportedly testified on behalf of former costar, Danielle Staub’s, ex-husband, Kevin Maher, in a trial against Danielle. Kevin is suing Danielle for defamation of … More
There comes a point in every woman’s life when she has to take a long, hard look in the mirror and say to her reflection, “You, sir, have lost your mind.” For some, it may happen after staying in a … More
“This is sickening. I don’t want to watch anymore. I’m going to bed.”
So spake my wise and reality-TV weary fiance, midway through the “Real Housewives of New Jersey” reunion last night, summarizing what I and millions of other viewers likely felt at about 10:30/9:30 central last night.
And go to bed is exactly what I would have done, in order to hopefully bleed my eyes dry of the shitshow to which I bore witness courtesy of Bravo, were it not for my utter devotion to you, gentle Gloss readers, and conveying back to you all the horrific, gruesome, dirty, foul things that went on last night during that shameful hour of programming. I trust the rest of you turned it off in order to salvage your dignity, so here’s what happened. More
This week, we all heard the horrific news that things may get significantly shaken up at RHNJ next season: Danielle may not be invited back. Terrifying a prospect as that is, we now understand why the other housewives got a … More