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I know that a piece with the headline “how to get men to ask you on a date” is exactly the kind of thing we would normally make fun of, but, I mean, it seems like it’s bothering some people. Specifically the New York Times staff. More
Sometimes, when you meet a dude, he turns out to be very different than what you thought he would be. More
Pippa Middleton broke up with her boyfriend, cricket player Alex Loudon. I anticipate that Pippa and her absolutely astonishing ass are going to have an easy time rebounding. Here are a few people that I think Pippa would really hit it off with – though feel free to add some of your own suggestions in the comments. More
Date Night at Chelsea Piers looks promising when I walk in and spy two 30-something tall men lumbering toward the entrance, golf bags slung over their shoulders, summer tans poking through their sporty – but not gay-looking – outfits. My friend Nicole, who really knows how to play golf and told me about this event, has left me standing near the entrance next to her golf bag while she uses the bathroom. I’m trying to pretend that I don’t feel desperate and sad to be spending a Friday night at an event that’s advertising my single status to the world. More
A lot of people can tell you what to wear to the zombie apocalypse. But only we can tell you what to wear to the zombie apocalypse for maximum romance potential.
P.S. Probably not SJP’s dress from this 2008 Vogue spread. But that dress is so perfect if your first date plans include “man groping me atop the Empire State in front of a bunch of tourists who do not speak English, but will be frantically gesturing and pointing” that I just had to include it.
P.P.S. God, I hope those are not your first date plans.
P.P.P.S. Or maybe that’s a great idea! I don’t even know! More
Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me with this elephant business? Hah. That was funny, women of America. You got me! You got me with the whole “pretending to desire Robert Pattinson sexually” joke. I’m glad that’s over now, and we can go back to lusting after these infinitely more appropriate and desirable brooders. More
Jesus, God, you guys have gone on some bad dates. More
Just kidding. This is one drab pantsuit, Eva. I don’t know what has happened since you settled down and became a Parker, but you guys do not exactly look like a barrel of laughs standing out side of Le Baoli … More
