Besides wearing some of the most wonderful red carpet looks in the world and simultaneously not giving a licorice stick what anyone thinks of her “stripper shoes,” Dame Helen Mirren has some pretty great advice for young women. It’s not polite and it’s not pretty, but it is absolutely perfect because it is more than necessary for every woman to learn. More
I consider myself to be a very open person. I think consensual sexual behavior is, generally, all good and entirely up to the participants. However, ever since I found out several months ago about The Sexxxtons, a mother-daughter porn duo, I … More
Whenever prom season comes around, basic bitches go to the mall while amateur fashion designers cobble together their own dresses for the most important night of their lives. DIY prom dresses are often made from atypical materials like trash bags or candy-bar wrappers–Project Runway challenge style–but not Mariah Herron’s. More
When I heard about Outer Beauty week, my first instinct was to tell you all about my awesome legs. I mean, I’m 5’9” and it’s alllll leg. I’ve always felt pretty fortunate about that. Then Jen told me that everyone … More
Is it just me, or is Kim Kardashian looking more and more like a younger, doll version of her mother every day? Which leads me to wonder: is this quietly happening to all of us? More
Not my bedtime. Sleeping with someone was not my issue, because I had a very strict rule about staying past my daughter’s bedtime.
Once upon a time, long before many of you, dear readers, were born, I was a drone at a very large, multinational corporation. More
Some couples fight over money, some fight over infidelity. But Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller fight over…telescopes? The whole drama started because Sheen and one of his daughter share a love for the song “Drops of Jupiter” by Train, which … More
There’s an interview with Alexa Ray Joel in this week’s New York magazine, and in it she addresses everything from rumors she tried to kill herself last year to reports that she got a nose job. While she’s adamant that … More
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My mom and I bond. She sends me lots of videos of kittens frolicking; I let her know how cute they were. Sometimes we go to the spa and get pedicures together. But obviously my mom and I aren’t really … More
I want to be touched by this story — I really do. An in some ways I am. There’s a contest going on in the middle of the country to determine who should be America’s Farm Mom of the Year. … More