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Topic: Dave Grohl
“If I look young… shouldn’t I be able to conceive?! Halle Berry did it!” -DoubleX
The most uncomfortable clothes ever. -College Candy
Concerning the South’s divorce rate. -YourTango
“My boyfriend shows his sister weird levels of affection!” -The Frisky
Will Ferrell + Dave Grohl. -The Hairpin
De-clutter. -ShelterPop
Rachel Zoe accuses Brad Goreski of using her and trying to poach her clients. -Styleite
Topshop loves Chicago shoppers! -The Budget Babe
How much exercise do you really need? -YouBeauty
Heidi Klum shares her favorite red carpet moments. -StyleList
Fashion brands are pissed at Tumblr. -Styleite
A quick, handy guide to organizing your makeup collection. -Birchbox
It-girl Alexa Chung admires Mick Jagger for his hair. -Refinery29
Wear high heels, suck in her cheeks: tips to imitating runway models. -College Candy
There is an app for navigating Fashion’s Night Out. -The High Low
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There was a pumpkin shortage! Even though the shortage is said to have started to end, this is terrible news. It’s fall and we have less pumpkins. Blasphemy! CNN claims that the reason for a scarcity of canned pumpkins on our grocery store shelves this year was because of three years of bad weather. I’m blaming it on the celebrities. All those celebrities going to Mr. Bones’ Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood, California, are the cause of us eating less pumpkin pie, fewer pumpkin seeds (which I can’t find ANYWHERE … please help!) and less cupcakes filled with pumpkin pie. Mr. Bones is basically a pumpkin patch solely open for celebrity fame whores to pose for pictures with their children and Yorkshire terriers and show that they’re just like us. So all those cans of pumpkin missing from the grocery store are missing because the pumpkins are being used as props for celebrity photo ops. Thanks, celebrities. Thanks, a lot. More





