Topic: dessert

Themes For Your High End Dessert Shop

Themes For Your High End Dessert Shop

Statistically speaking, as a woman, you’re almost certainly going to spend the majority of your thirties running a high-end dessert shop in the fashionable section of a mid-size American town. And as everyone knows, artisanal bakeries live or die by their adorable, pun-based names. With that in mind, here are a few suggestions for your new career: More »

What Your Favorite Dessert Says About You

What Your Favorite Dessert Says About You

So I was sitting at my desk, gleefully tonguing this cake-pop, because now that we don’t have sex anymore, that’s what we have to get excited about as a generation. Cake-pops. And Ashley said something about anything being superior, even cupcakes, and I said she was a dumb whore, and I realized this really illustrated the difference between us as people. Here is what your favorite desserts indicate about you as a human being. More »

Designer Sue Wong Is Secretly a Jewish Mother

Designer Sue Wong Is Secretly a Jewish Mother

She’s not actually a Jewish mother. But she is charming and caring. Caring enough that she will put food on your plate and insist you get seconds and make sure you get enough dessert when you have lunch with her. Because that’s what Jewish mothers do. They insist you do things you feel uncomfortable doing for the sake of being polite. And make you fat. More »