Topic: Dick Pics

I feel like every column begins with me making an uncomfortable joke about how long it’s been since the last one, like “Ha ha! Sorry! I’ve been in a k-hole for two weeks!” or “You can’t just crank out gold when you’re fucked up on quaaludes, sluts!” or “I’m desperately lonely.”  Anyway, all of that’s true. Mixing Special K and quaaludes is awesome. More »