Ali Lohan is not just Lindsay Lohan‘s little sister (or Dina Lohan‘s taller meal ticket) (or Michael Lohan‘s, for that matter)–she is her own separate person. She is also still trying to make this modeling thing happen.
But! She’s trying a new approach. More
So, Lindsay Lohan had a major run in the law this week, when she and her mother got into a limo fight in the wee hours of the morning after partying at some club (you can listen to the extremely depressing emergency phonecall Lindsay made to her father Michael over at TMZ). Anyway, the story inspired us to wonder, who goes clubbing with his/her parents? The answer is Gloss EIC Jennifer Wright. …but she does it for the waffles. More
Was Lindsay Lohan’s limo fight with her mother, Dina Lohan, her most horrifying fight ever? The fight began after the pair left a club, and a witness claims that Lindsay Lohan was ranting and raving, and Lindsay “suffered a cut on her leg when a diamond bracelet was broken in the fight.” I mean, that sounds crazy (fisticuffs with your mother in the back of a limo?) but then, Lindsay Lohan is in some crazy fight just about every three weeks. Let’s go through them on a scale of 1 (really just like Lindsay saying “hi”) to 10 (things get bad, Lindsay Lohan should probably get some help) More
Despite the hard lessons we learned at the 2012 Met Gala, peplums continue to dominate red carpets and pap photos. Speaking of which, Kim Kardashian is currently in Paris getting her picture taken (that is her job, yes?) and stopped by Maison Martin Margiela to dilute the brand by association. She wore a figure-hugging beige dress with a subtly ruffled peplum. More
In what has to be the most entertaining bit of information of the week, it appears that everyone’s favorite hot mess, Lindsay Lohan is now offering fashion and beauty advice. Don’t worry, she isn’t getting a column or anything. No, she’s just telling her mom, Dina, who looks like her twin these days, how she’s desperately in need of a makeover. More
We’ve recently noted that Ali Lohan, daughter of Dina and sister of Lindsay, has been looking very different lately. More
It’s been an exciting/stupid year for Ali Lohan (little sister to Lindsay, child of Dina), who appears to have lost an enormous amount of weight. More
Lindsay Lohan‘s kid sister/aspiring model Ali Lohan denies changing her face, despite her face being changed. More
Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan went to court. Also yesterday, Lindsay Lohan left court. In handcuffs. The former actress was taken into custody for missing nine (count em, nine) of her scheduled community service obligations. This seems like a perfect opportunity for Lohan to publically bitch about how, like, unfair people are being to her because she’s famous, how’s she’s doing fine, totally not doing drugs and those weren’t her pants. Consequently, it’s an even better opportunity for Dina Lohan to whine ad nauseam about the media’s treatment of “[her] child.” And Ali Lohan is off somewhere, too, but no one recognizes her.
Anyway, this isn’t a law blog so we’re not going to delve any deeper into Lohan’s legal troubles (we are also lazy). This is a fashion and beauty blog, though, so we are going to address her bronzer problems. Lohan appeared in court with a pretty intense attempt at contouring but at least she didn’t write “fuck u” on her nails this time, or something similarly infantile. What were you thinking, Lohan?
…If this gallery is to be believed, Linsday Lohan is never thinking. More
It really hasn’t worked out that well for them.
This week, images of Ali Lohan hit the internet and caused a stir. This was odd because normally, no one pays attention to Ali Lohan. They barely pay attention to her sister anymore, for that matter. Anyway, they caused a stir because Ali looks like a completely different human: plasticine skin, hyper-sculpted chin, swollen lips and cheekbones that look like they came out of a Jell-O mold. More
Lindsay Lohan showed up to court today wearing Christian Louboutins’ “Madame Butterfly” (currently unavailable at Barney’s for $1,200 but eBay has a pair for $1,600!). You can see Lindsay in the shoes here, but I preferred this photo of grimacing Demon Stage Mother Dina Lohan leaving the hearing with the same $1,200 kicks in a plastic bag. Anyway, More
It is well-known that Real Housewives of New York and Bethenny Getting Married? star, Bethenny Frankel, has been estranged from her mother for over 20 years and her late father, for even longer. Bethenny claims that her father rejected her … More
Michael Lohan is many things: gross, an opportunist, and way behind in his child support payments. He is also one of TheGloss’ “Ten Celebrities You Should Never Date,” despite a lot of office debate about whether the guy even counts … More