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Don’t you wish you could care as much about anything as you cared about dinosaurs when you were five? Velociraptor Awareness Month can take you back to those happy memories. Also, everything you wear for the rest of May should have a dinosaur on it so you can trick velociraptors into thinking you’re one of them. Prevention! More
Meet the Brontomerus mcintoshi. Its name is from the Greek “bronto”, meaning “thunder”; and “merós”, meaning “thigh”. In other words, the poor dinosaur going to be thrown into an endless spiral of body shame and leg lifts!
You know what the problem with most of our outfits are? They don’t have inflatable cleavage. Also, sure, we can wear a hat when we’re having a bad hair day, but only the inflatable boob latex catsuit has a face … More