Topic: dinosaurs

Wed Bed Dead: T-Rex Is The Finance Bro Of Dinosaurs

Wed Bed Dead: T-Rex Is The Finance Bro Of Dinosaurs

This week, they’re extremely excited about the release of Jurassic Park 3D, so they’re considering which of its star dinosaurs would make the best husband or the best lay. First off, there’s the T-Rex (kind of the highstrung, testosterone-fueled Wall Street bro of dinosaurs), there’s the velociraptor (the most frightening of dinosaurs) and there’s the brontosaurus… which science would like us to call the apatosaurus, but science can’t hold us down. More »

Why Do We Hate Hipsters?

Why Do We Hate Hipsters?

Yesterday, one of the questions on facebook was “If there was a button you could press that would kill all the hipsters in the world, would you press it?’ And I thought “what’s the deal with this whole facebook question thing? I don’t get how this works.” And then I thought, “you know, that seems a little extreme, because mass genocide is rarely the rarely the right answer. [Some vaguely recalled Einstein quote].” Then a friend pointed out that in the past week I had said that all hipsters should die in a fire at least three times. More »