Greetings, lovers of fashion websites and dinosaurs (i.e. all of you). Your day is about to get 100% better. More
Short answer: Oh dear god, yes. More
This week, they’re extremely excited about the release of Jurassic Park 3D, so they’re considering which of its star dinosaurs would make the best husband or the best lay. First off, there’s the T-Rex (kind of the highstrung, testosterone-fueled Wall Street bro of dinosaurs), there’s the velociraptor (the most frightening of dinosaurs) and there’s the brontosaurus… which science would like us to call the apatosaurus, but science can’t hold us down. More
In Pick Of The Week, I highlight a nifty fashion/home/beauty item that I’ve discovered in my travels. More
ATTENTION: JENNIFER AND ALL SIMILARLY DINOSAUR-OBSESSED FREAKS. More
Roberto Cavalli made an amazing statement to Elle when asked why he uses so much leopard print. It’s not because leopard print is totally on-brand with his vision of darkened plains full of slutty cowgirls on safari with their legs spread. It’s because of God. Did you think it was something different? Idiot. More
The panels on this dress are comprised of all The Little Golden Books that you loved as a child. Oh, and the bodice is made from their foil spines. I am desperately looking for where the best Little Golden Book – My Little Dinosaur, obviously – falls on the dress, but I imagine the answer is “close to her heart.” More
Our friends at TheFrisky compiled a great list of “Things a Guy Could Say That Would Make Us Fall Truly, Madly Deeply In Love.” They include statements like “You looked a little PMSy, so I baked you chocolate chip cookies and rented “Bridget Jones’ Diary” and “Let me tell you how I feel about you.” We made a list, too. It has different things on it. More
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When your manicurist asks you “square or round” she’s really asking you “what kind of person are you? DECIDE NOW.” So here is an illustrated guide to assist you. I have made it helpfully specific/accurate More
Here’s a non sequitor collaboration I think I can get behind. Weirdo jewelery nOir has joined forces with Walk Disney Signature for a collection of cocktail rings inspired by Disney’s hallucinatory classic, Fantasia. Maybe it’s just the kid in me that loves dinosaurs and Pegasus, but these are kind of great. More
I can’t stand those darn hipster kids, always hanging out on my lawn. That’s why Unhappy Hipsters may be my new favorite website. They run pictures of beautiful vacation homes with captions like “He watched, mesmerized, as the motorized pool … More
I’m pretty sure I’m not alone in having happy childhood memories about the Gashlycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey. I only wish I could have followed it up with Avery Monsen and Jory Jones All My Friends Are Dead. Dinosaurs, zombies … More
Yesterday, one of the questions on facebook was “If there was a button you could press that would kill all the hipsters in the world, would you press it?’ And I thought “what’s the deal with this whole facebook question thing? I don’t get how this works.” And then I thought, “you know, that seems a little extreme, because mass genocide is rarely the rarely the right answer. [Some vaguely recalled Einstein quote].” Then a friend pointed out that in the past week I had said that all hipsters should die in a fire at least three times. More