Topic: dirty talk

How To Tell Someone You Like To Be Spanked

How To Tell Someone You Like To Be Spanked

Over at TheFrisky, a writer remarks: “I’ve dated a great many men in my relatively short life and I’m tired of getting half-naked under the covers with a guy only to find out he won’t spank me, restrain me, talk dirty to me, or any of a number of other things that blow my skirt up, so to speak.” There are probably lots of women trying to figure out how to politetly bring up their sexual preferences! How should one address this situation? I made a helpful chart! This! This is how. More »

He Offered to Give Me a Pearl Necklace. I Thought He Meant Jewelry.

He Offered to Give Me a Pearl Necklace. I Thought He Meant Jewelry.

I was recently spending some quality romp time with a friend, lover … however one wants to categorize him. We were getting all hot and heavy when he whispered something in my ear. This person (we’ll call him Zach) isn’t really one for talking during sex. On several occasions he’s tried to convince me to talk dirty to him, but if he’s not going to reciprocate in the nasty convo, I don’t see why I should put myself out there. Our mid-coitus dialogue usually involves such award-winning lines as “it won’t stay in,” “ouch! Leg cramp!” and everyone’s favorite, “did you come yet?”

But the other day, when he whispered what I hoped would be a sweet nothing, he said: “I want to give you a pearl necklace.” I was confused, so ignored him. Then he said it again, but a little louder: “I want to give you a pearl necklace.” I pulled his head back so we could make eye contact, and I said: “Yeah, I heard you the first time.” More »

Party Favors: Talking Dirty Leads to More Sex

Party Favors: Talking Dirty Leads to More Sex

Dirty talk rescued this couple from a mundane sex life. Can it help yours? – YourTango

The list of crazy ex-girlfriends gets longer (remember the astronaut who wore a diaper on her road trip to kill her ex-boyfriend?) as one woman died trying to break into her ex-boyfriends home via chimney. – The Frisky

If you tend to shop vintage and are afraid of bedbugs living in your passed-down clothes, vintage expert Bridgett Artise says to put your clothes in the freezer. – Racked NY

Bravo just revealed the cast of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and we can’t be more excited to watch a potential catfight between sisters Kim and Kyle Richards (both former child actors). Maybe their other sister, Kathy Hilton, will make an appearance? – People More »