Inspired by voluminous hair, frosty eye makeup, and seriously awesome snow magic. More
Topic: Disney princess
Bigger waist = bigger feet = no glass slippers. More
Have you ever thought that you would really like to just stand around in a Disney princess dress greeting children and smiling all day? You’re going to need to do a lot of smiling. You’re also probably going to need to be white. More
Why did Disney deem it necessary to de-frizz her hair, nip in her waist and embiggen her breasts? More
As tempting as it is to crack myself up by making this post about decorating using bunny decals, I’m going to bite my tongue, do the right thing and introduce the idea of pastels. More
I never realized until this moment how many life lessons my favorite childhood film taught me. This is probably why I’m a kleptomaniac.
The next time you go to Disneyland be sure to wear blue jeans. Because if you and your daughter wear fluffy ballgowns? Well, they’re going to deny you admittance for trying to steal Disney Princesses glory. At least, that’s what … More