Have you ever thought that you would really like to just stand around in a Disney princess dress greeting children and smiling all day? You’re going to need to do a lot of smiling. You’re also probably going to need to be white. More
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Look, we all know that Disney princess movies may not be the most realistic films. But some are realer than others. Just to keep your romantic notions in check, let’s break down each classic Disney princess movie from least to most realistic. More
- 30 days ago by Samantha Escobar
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Is it possible to make a doll of Brave‘s Princess Merida without making her look like literally every other Disney Princess? Yes, yes it is completely possible judging by the doll in Disney’s store. So why are the others so absurdly different? More
- 36 days ago by Jennifer Wright
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Disney World can be an exercise in teaching your kids that patience and restraint are rewarded, or it can just be there to teach them that if you have enough money you can use the services of a disabled person to jump all the lines. I guess it really depends on the kind of person you want to see them grow into. More
- 38 days ago by Elizabeth Licata
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What if the Disney villainesses were all turned into really high heels? More
- 40 days ago by Samantha Escobar
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Why did Disney deem it necessary to de-frizz her hair, nip in her waist and embiggen her breasts? More
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You probably never thought of taking fashion inspiration from monkeys, parrots or genies that come out of bottles, but they actually make for some pretty cute outfits. They’re so bright and colorful – perfect for spring and summer! Check out these cute and casual looks inspired by our favorite Aladdin characters ever and click on the links for more info on the clothing featured. More
You know, when I was a kid, like many small girls, I wanted to look like a Disney character. Specifically, I wanted to look exactly like Vanessa, the strangely sexy princess that Ursula the Sea Witch transforms into. You’d really think I would have gone with Belle, but, no, that’s not where I went with that at all. That probably has a lot to do with why I’d marry Eric. So, yeah, still feel that way pretty much. But I have also come to appreciate that Ursula in her pre-transformation mode is fabulous. More
- 56 days ago by Ashley Cardiff
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This week, we’re discussing a few of the better known Disney princes: Beast from Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin from Aladdin and (wwwhhhhhyyy?) Eric from The Little Mermaid. The problems each choice presents are clear: Beast is a giant monster, Eric is a total d-bag and Aladdin wears a vest with nothing underneath. What to do? Will Beast’s enormous library put him ahead of the game? Or will all that erotic tension in Aladdin affect our decision making? More
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- 89 days ago by Jennifer Wright
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Villainess Style celebrates the great fashions of horrible people. Today, The Evil Queen! Who should we do next?
Fuck Snow White, the Evil Queen had it going on. Is she the best when Charlize Theron plays her? Yes. Because Charlize Theron can turn her body into birds, and that is a cool, weird superpower. Is she the best when Julia Roberts plays her? Kind of. That was a weird portrayal. But whoever is depicting he still does a better job than whoever is depicting Snow White, because the Evil Queen is always the best. No wonder Woody Allen talks about how he had a crush on her, not Snow White, in Annie Hall.
You probably can never be as cool as her, or turn your entire body into birds. However, you can dress like her. I will help you do that. More
- 96 days ago by Jennifer Wright
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The worst women always have the best style. So we’re bring you Villainess Style! This week our icon is Cruella De Vil, a woman so glamorous that, as a child watching 101 Dalmatians, I was convinced that the point of the movie was “roadsters are exceedingly fun, and I should get a cigarette holder although I am only 8.”
So, normal stuff.
Here’s how to get her look as a grown up, and here is a fun song:
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- 104 days ago by Brandy Alexander
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Forget the usual cast of bland Disney princes. I was always partial to the sidekicks — they were funnier and more lovable than any prince with a case of the marriage blues. From Aladdin’s Genie to The Little Mermaid’s Sebastian, the sidekick often stole the whole movie with their big hearts and funny punchlines.
So call your fairy godmother to request some comic relief and excellent song and dance numbers. It’s time to rank Disney’s greatest animated sidekicks. More
- 124 days ago by Charlotte Shane
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“The Secret of NIMH” is dark, no doubt, but its fear-inducing scenes only scratch the surface of what bottomless anguish can be opened up with the right animated film. If “The Secret of NIMH” is, say, “The Exorcist,” then “The Mouse and His Child”(1977) is “S More
- 124 days ago by Jennifer Wright
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Valentine’s Day is over, and you have another year to find romance. Or continue it! Perhaps you can look back to your childhood, and take some helpful lessons about dating from these Disney Princesses. Or not. Here is what you learn from each of them, or, at least, what I learned, which may or may not have been incorrect. Who can say, really? More
