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I’m going to be a stepmom. Finally a reason to dye my hair purple and deny kids access to the fanciest ball in town! More
On this season finale of Wed Bed Dead, we’re getting heated over Disney Dads. We’ll be debating the merits of the miniature Sultan from Aladdin, the doomed but comforting Mufasa from The Lion King, and the surprisingly ripped King Triton from The Little Mermaid. We’ll grapple with a few of life’s greater quandaries: how do mermen and mermaids have sex with each other? Is it still weird to fuck a lion? We’ll figure it out together. More
When I was really young, I remember hearing Jiminy Cricket (or, rather, Cliff Edwards as Jiminy Cricket) sing “When You Wish About A Star” and becoming emotional almost instantaneously. Granted, this could be because I have been a moody, exaggerative human since dramatically refusing to let anybody besides my mother feed me as a toddler, but I think that it also just touched me deeply because it felt like hope in a song (that sounded dumber when I read it aloud, I am aware it is a silly statement).
So, if there were makeup inspired by my youthful optimism combined with fireworks and castles and weirdly expensive glowsticks, this would be it. More
Today, we are deeply horrible people so we’re playing WBD with a trio of classic Disney characters: the universally beloved Mickey Mouse, the adored dimwit Goofy and the occasionally maligned Donald Duck. Mickey is big-hearted but dull, Goofy is dumb (but his son Max is stupid hot) and Donald’s dick is always out. This is a tough one! More
In the giant traffic contest that is the blogosphere, it’s tempting to want to make your headlines as sensationalistic as possible. But does that mean it’s okay for XOJane to put a lie in the headline of a story about rape? More
Have you ever thought that you would really like to just stand around in a Disney princess dress greeting children and smiling all day? You’re going to need to do a lot of smiling. You’re also probably going to need to be white. More
Look, we all know that Disney princess movies may not be the most realistic films. But some are realer than others. Just to keep your romantic notions in check, let’s break down each classic Disney princess movie from least to most realistic. More
Is it possible to make a doll of Brave‘s Princess Merida without making her look like literally every other Disney Princess? Yes, yes it is completely possible judging by the doll in Disney’s store. So why are the others so absurdly different? More
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Disney World can be an exercise in teaching your kids that patience and restraint are rewarded, or it can just be there to teach them that if you have enough money you can use the services of a disabled person to jump all the lines. I guess it really depends on the kind of person you want to see them grow into. More
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You probably never thought of taking fashion inspiration from monkeys, parrots or genies that come out of bottles, but they actually make for some pretty cute outfits. They’re so bright and colorful – perfect for spring and summer! Check out these cute and casual looks inspired by our favorite Aladdin characters ever and click on the links for more info on the clothing featured. More
You know, when I was a kid, like many small girls, I wanted to look like a Disney character. Specifically, I wanted to look exactly like Vanessa, the strangely sexy princess that Ursula the Sea Witch transforms into. You’d really think I would have gone with Belle, but, no, that’s not where I went with that at all. That probably has a lot to do with why I’d marry Eric. So, yeah, still feel that way pretty much. But I have also come to appreciate that Ursula in her pre-transformation mode is fabulous. More