Melissa Behnken of San Diego was super stoked to take her adorable kids and her husband, who is a US Marine, on their first family vacation ever and they decided to go to Disneyland. I’m sure they were having a wonderful time – that is until some elderly Disneyland worker moseyed on up to Melissa and told her that she needed to cover up a bit. From 10 news: More
When I was really young, I remember hearing Jiminy Cricket (or, rather, Cliff Edwards as Jiminy Cricket) sing “When You Wish About A Star” and becoming emotional almost instantaneously. Granted, this could be because I have been a moody, exaggerative human since dramatically refusing to let anybody besides my mother feed me as a toddler, but I think that it also just touched me deeply because it felt like hope in a song (that sounded dumber when I read it aloud, I am aware it is a silly statement).
So, if there were makeup inspired by my youthful optimism combined with fireworks and castles and weirdly expensive glowsticks, this would be it. More
Can you believe Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison have been married for two years already? It seems like only yesterday, they were making headlines for their creepy union and trying very hard to get a reality show. Two years later, they’ve got one reality TV circus under their belt (albeit one they had to share with others), Courtney has finally reached the age of consent in most states, and they’re still going strong. But just in case you were starting to view them as a normal, hence uninteresting, couple, they recently reminded us where they came from by celebrating their two year anniversary at Disneyland, a theme park for children. Here are some pictures! More
It’s Courtney Stodden’s birthday! Guess where she’s planning to go? More
Intrepid intern Jill found this video featuring one of the theme shows at Disneyland where children are pulled onstage to join the Jedi academy and help fight Darth Vader. Somebody makes really pragmatic choices.
The ritual adornments photographed by Iwajla Klinke are going to go over so well at Disneyland.
I have several adult friends who love Disney World. They are in their 20s, successful, and could easily jet off to Paris or Milan for their work vacations – but instead, they hit up Disney and stand in line for Space Mountain right next to a bunch of suburban parents with their kids. While I’m pretty laissez-faire about what adults do with their time, I admit I find it a little strange when grownups still do “kid stuff.” That said, I am strongly considering going to Harry Potter Land, so there you go. More
So, that was a weird episode, huh? Yeah, here’s how it could have gone, but didn’t, because, that happened. More
I suspect that this post is a not-so-subtle dig at LA courtesy of Gawker, but I’ll let that slide for now since we seem to be on the same page about the absurdity that is The Cobra Snake. Mark “The … More
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Now that Iceland has outlawed prostitution and strippers (because it’s not as though Iceland needs the money) and is soon to change it’s name to “wearing-lots-of-clothing-land” maybe it’s time to cancel that annual trip to Hafnarfjörður and go to Burlesqueland … More