“When I say dance, you best dance, motherfucker.” More
When I first read that two dogs had gotten married in a $750 ceremony, I legitimately thought, “That is the cheapest wedding I’ve ever heard of!” Then I remembered that these were not people. These were dogs. I don’t know why they were concerned that if their children were bastards they would not properly inherit property (that is the point of weddings, yes?) but I guess that was sensible of them. I don’t know what they have. They could have really good chew toys. More
So the Chinese-originated “dogs wearing pantyhose” is the latest meme to sweep the internet by storm, and what an adorable meme it is! But while some people, like Amanda here, totally get it, yet others, like the author of this article, think it’s bad, wrong, and even downright abusive. “Here’s five reasons you shouldn’t put pantyhose on your dog,” the naysayer writes. Blah, blah, blah! Here are six reasons why you totally should put pantyhose on your dog, take a picture of it, post it to Twitter, and tag @jamie_elizabeth in it, so as to make sure I get to see it. More
The fashion world is always hungry for fresh new faces. Just as soon as people are starting to like you, someone younger comes along, and suddenly you’re more passé than gladiator sandals. This holds true for models of all species, which might explain why up-and-coming dog model Tito the pomeranian has already landed a luxury jewelry campaign for Tous despite only having amassed 103 “likes” on his Facebook page. (Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Exactly.) Shot by Mario Sorrenti, the campaign shows Tito coiffed to the nines as he canoodles with co-star Loulou Robert in front of some très jolie flower arrangements, wearing, of course, Tous’ s/s 2013 collection.
And in case you can’t get enough Tito, I’ve included some extra photos from his Facebook page, which is run not by Tito himself, but by his perfectly sane owner, “celebrity dog groomer” Jorge Bendersky, who talks about Tito in terms like, “Tiny and cute; perfectly groomed and so sweet; Tito’s adorable personality is a hard one to beat!” So inspiring. More
If you enjoy men’s fashion, dogs, or any combination thereof, then you will almost definitely enjoy this blog. A shiba inu known only as Menswear Dog is making waves in the personal style blogging community, and he’s only three years old! Way to get one over on Tavi.
As you can see, Menswear Dog posts his sharp outfits regularly on his blog, along with all the info you need to get his look. According to his “about me” section, his interests include ”never washing his selvage denim, lurking around Soho for someone to notice his steez, and sniffing fine a$$ bitches.”
He’s only been blogging for a little over a week, but he’s already blowing up like crazy, with mentions in The Daily Beast, The Daily Mail, Jezebel, and now The Gloss. It’s only a matter of time before he gets his first endorsement deal and starts cranking out sponsored posts. So long as he avoids posing in front of any holocaust memorials, his future looks bright. Here are some of his best outfits. More
When was the last time you could convince your partner to die for you or play fetch with you? I’ve spent half my adult life trying to get the men I’ve dated to play fetch with me, and it’s no sale every time. I’m not telling them they need to catch the ball with their mouth like a dog, it’s just a suggestion. More
Another day, another pitifully stupid Todd Akin quote. More
Sorry but we can’t resist a comically oversized dog story. More
Because being upbeat can be a real drag… More
Little did I know this mangy ball of fur would ruin my relationship. More
In other news, Miley Cyrus should not be allowed to have diamonds. More
In Pick Of The Week, I highlight a nifty fashion and/or beauty item that I’ve discovered in my travels. More
Did you know that supermodel Kate Moss has recently obtained a pet dog? It’s true! I mean, there aren’t any photos of her interacting with it yet, but these newly released paparazzi photos give me reason to believe a dog totally lives at her house. Let’s take a look at how this momentous and historical event went down. More