Am I the last person in America completely grossed out by mouthkissing a dog? Sometimes it seems that way! More
For this month’s issue of Paper magazine, photographer Emily Shur took a series of photographs with the models’ backs to the camera as they held up adorable dogs. More
It’s okay, pal. We’ve all been there at one point or another. More
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At a certain point in your adult life, you realize you can get a puppy. You’ve wanted one for years. You’ve spent months pouring over super cute dog blogs stalking Petfinder.com for the perfect one to rescue. Then one night it hits you: You don’t need permission. You don’t have to beg and whine to anyone! —unless you’re in a relationship or have a roommate, because then you will still have to plead your case.
If you want a puppy, you can get a puppy! Hell, you’re a responsible adult. There are a million reasons to rescue a dog, most of them beginning with “squee!!” and ending with “awww!” But remember that you can’t teach an old dog new tricks, and you can’t train a puppy not to need a walk when you’re hung over. Here are the best and worst reasons to rescue a dog. More
Men with dogs are generally adorable. More
Don’t watch this if you’re feeling emotional. More
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If you think dogs are exempt from Slut-o-ween by virtue of belonging to a species that doesn’t understand the concept of “sexy clothing,” think again. Just because they have no fucking clue what’s going on doesn’t mean humans aren’t going to cram them into the most ridiculous little dog outfits they can find, and then get mad when they pee and poop all over them. In honor of Slut-o-ween Week, I’ve scoured the Internet for the absolute finest in canine sluttire. And because I’m an evil cat person, there are a few cats at the end, as a bonus. (Cats rule.) More
Hint: it’s mostly signage. More
If I ever have control of some children for Halloween, I’m totally dressing them up as hilarious things like Natalie Portman in Black Swan or James Cagney. More