Try to guess how much money your date makes in a year. Start by guessing how much the clothes they’re wearing cost, then how expensive their car was. Keep smiling the entire time. “Is it $40,000? $38,000?” Pick a number in your head – any number – and if the actual amount is higher or lower by even a dollar, leave. More
Topic: dos and donts
Shower sex is so hot these days. Seriously — after a long, sweaty summer day, there’s nothing better than stripping down with your lover and getting wet in a steaming shower stall. Or is there? For all of the Cinemax-tastic images of humid, sultry sex in the shower, my own experiences leave much to be desired. Like a comfortable, horizontal orgasm. More
Tragically, I’ve witnessed all of these being done and it doesn’t get easier every time you’re subjected to it. More
Ah, pregnancy. Such a magical time in a woman’s life. Your hair gets thicker, your boobs get enorm, and you radiate the joy and peace that is the miracle of life.
And we’re so happy for you, and your addition, and the newest member of your family, and your little bundle of joy, and the adventure you’re embarking on, and this exciting time for you and your partner, and the growth of your family, and your health, and your fertility. But sadly, there are a number of ways that you can — unwittingly, of course, you’re an expectant mother! — use your happiness to ruin everyone else’s. Here, to help you avoid that, are some (social) dos and don’ts of having a baby: More
Earlier today, Lindsay suggested that you keep your New year’s resolutions to yourself, because they’re bad ideas, and also because you’ll inevitably fail, and then you’ll feel stupid for having announced them to the world (I paraphrase).
Well, there are a few other things to keep in mind when it comes to a tasteful Facebook New Year’s, and here they are: More
This past weekend, the eBabes were enjoying a taco or two on a friend-of-a-friend’s patio, when a girl walked in, wearing a romper. All of our guy friends swooned (in a manly way). The eBabes were confused: Men like rompers? … More
Summer weddings can be glorious affairs. But you know what can ruin them? You. That’s right, your fashion faux pas may be the one dark cloud looming over your friend or loved one’s most special day, not to mention that … More