- 195 days ago by Mallory Ortberg
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Try to guess how much money your date makes in a year. Start by guessing how much the clothes they’re wearing cost, then how expensive their car was. Keep smiling the entire time. “Is it $40,000? $38,000?” Pick a number in your head – any number – and if the actual amount is higher or lower by even a dollar, leave. More





