Topic: Douchebags

James Franco Inexplicably Reminded Of Fingering & ‘Torturing’ Exes By Great Gatsby

James Franco‘s Vice review of The Great Gatsby begs the question: which awkward, vaguely applicable sex act from high school were you reminded of? More »

John Mayer: Douchebag, Dirtbag, Dater, Designer?

To be fair, he’s not a very good one. More »

Gallery: The ’90s Threw Up All Over Katy Perry’s Rollerskating Party

So Katy Perry threw a ’90s themed roller skating party for her friend this past weekend, and she invited all of the worst people ever born. Luckily, The Cobrasnake was there to document them in all their camera hogging, “Pixie Stix” huffing glory. Let’s take a look! More »

Axe Is Releasing A Body Spray For Women Called ‘Anarchy’

Equal opportunity douchebag-smell for all! More »

Gallery: ‘Scared Bros At A Haunted House’ Is My New Favorite Thing On The Internet

I don’t know if it’s because it’s Friday or I’m hopped up on cold medicine or what, but these photos of scared bros at a haunted house are bringing me endless joy. They come courtesy of Nightmares Fear Factory in Niagara Falls, CA, and they are a barrel of laughs. Something about seeing a guy who has dressed himself in “tough” clothes like a sports jersey and baseball cap cowering in fear of silicone monsters just makes me cackle with schadenfreud-y glee. I hope you enjoy them as much as I have. More »

Olivier Zahm Pleads Guilty To False Advertising

Breaking: Purple editor Olivier Zahm has said something offensive about women! More »

Bullish: How to Run Your Career Like a Business

Sometimes – in a land of magic and rainbows – having a job can feel like being part of a big, happy family. And sometimes, being a freelancer can feel like being a free spirit who only associates with people of her own choosing. (No Wall Street douchebags here in my Bushwick apartment where I silk-screen t-shirts that say “fuck” on them!)

Feelings can really cloud a person’s thinking.

Sometimes, when you show up to parties by yourself, you need to find a pleasant and entertaining way to pass the time before you head to the next party or before your friends arrive. I recently faced this very conundrum, … More »

Ed Hardy PSA

When you think about it, if we lived in a world without a brand like Ed Hardy, we’d probably have to invent it. Because there’s no other way to instantly know who all the assclowns are. – Buzzfeed

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Is Anyone Surprised That Carl’s Jr. Employees Are Douchebags?

Over at Consumerist, a guy wrote a story about how the person working the drive-thru at a Carl’s Jr. told him point blank that he didn’t “give a fuck” that the order took a long time to make. Customer was … More »

Behold, The Man Shrug

Specially designed for people whose arms are just too muscular to bend, thereby preventing them from executing the douchtastic shirt pulled up, abs exposed photo-op. We have The Situation to blame for this. The shirts are from Frankie Morello spring/summer … More »

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