Topic: Douchebags

Gallery: ‘Scared Bros At A Haunted House’ Is My New Favorite Thing On The Internet

Gallery: 'Scared Bros At A Haunted House' Is My New Favorite Thing On The Internet

I don’t know if it’s because it’s Friday or I’m hopped up on cold medicine or what, but these photos of scared bros at a haunted house are bringing me endless joy. They come courtesy of Nightmares Fear Factory in Niagara Falls, CA, and they are a barrel of laughs. Something about seeing a guy who has dressed himself in “tough” clothes like a sports jersey and baseball cap cowering in fear of silicone monsters just makes me cackle with schadenfreud-y glee. I hope you enjoy them as much as I have. More »

Bullish: How to Run Your Career Like a Business

Bullish: How to Run Your Career Like a Business

Sometimes – in a land of magic and rainbows – having a job can feel like being part of a big, happy family. And sometimes, being a freelancer can feel like being a free spirit who only associates with people of her own choosing. (No Wall Street douchebags here in my Bushwick apartment where I silk-screen t-shirts that say “fuck” on them!)

Feelings can really cloud a person’s thinking.

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Ed Hardy PSA

Ed Hardy PSA

When you think about it, if we lived in a world without a brand like Ed Hardy, we’d probably have to invent it. Because there’s no other way to instantly know who all the assclowns are. – Buzzfeed

Behold, The Man Shrug

Behold, The Man Shrug

Specially designed for people whose arms are just too muscular to bend, thereby preventing them from executing the douchtastic shirt pulled up, abs exposed photo-op. We have The Situation to blame for this.  The shirts are from Frankie Morello spring/summer … More »