James Franco‘s Vice review of The Great Gatsby begs the question: which awkward, vaguely applicable sex act from high school were you reminded of? More
To be fair, he’s not a very good one. More
Equal opportunity douchebag-smell for all! More
I don’t know if it’s because it’s Friday or I’m hopped up on cold medicine or what, but these photos of scared bros at a haunted house are bringing me endless joy. They come courtesy of Nightmares Fear Factory in Niagara Falls, CA, and they are a barrel of laughs. Something about seeing a guy who has dressed himself in “tough” clothes like a sports jersey and baseball cap cowering in fear of silicone monsters just makes me cackle with schadenfreud-y glee. I hope you enjoy them as much as I have. More
Breaking: Purple editor Olivier Zahm has said something offensive about women! More
Sometimes – in a land of magic and rainbows – having a job can feel like being part of a big, happy family. And sometimes, being a freelancer can feel like being a free spirit who only associates with people of her own choosing. (No Wall Street douchebags here in my Bushwick apartment where I silk-screen t-shirts that say “fuck” on them!)
Feelings can really cloud a person’s thinking.
Sometimes, when you show up to parties by yourself, you need to find a pleasant and entertaining way to pass the time before you head to the next party or before your friends arrive. I recently faced this very conundrum, … More
When you think about it, if we lived in a world without a brand like Ed Hardy, we’d probably have to invent it. Because there’s no other way to instantly know who all the assclowns are. – Buzzfeed
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Over at Consumerist, a guy wrote a story about how the person working the drive-thru at a Carl’s Jr. told him point blank that he didn’t “give a fuck” that the order took a long time to make. Customer was … More
Specially designed for people whose arms are just too muscular to bend, thereby preventing them from executing the douchtastic shirt pulled up, abs exposed photo-op. We have The Situation to blame for this. The shirts are from Frankie Morello spring/summer … More
Sometimes I wonder, ‘why do men keep raising their shirts for photos?’ More specifically, ‘why is it only douchecanoes that do this?’ Mostly I wonder things like that when I’m trolling College Candy looking at this specific picture of John … More
Ryan Philipe is apparently trying to quell some people’s sense that he’s kind of…not a tough guy…by posing on the cover of Inked magazine. In the photo spread, he shows off all six (clutch pearls!) of his tattoos. I mean, … More
Here on this billboard, for those young men who are just starting to find their own ‘baggy style, Tapout clothing line has conveniently quantified three of the many options available in deciding what kind of Douchebag you want to grow … More