Topic: Doug Hutchinson

Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Releasing Educational Sex Tape Next Week

Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Releasing Educational Sex Tape Next Week

You know those obnoxious acquaintances who are always giving you sex advice even when you desperately don’t want to know that they are partaking in sex? Yes yes, Geoff, I get it; you always use hot sauce as lube, I don’t care how great your balls feel as a result, STFU. Well, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson are the celebrity versions of those people, and they are sharing their sex life with you to extend their already-over 15 minutes help the world collectively orgasm. More »

The Editors Discuss: Should Your Boyfriend Treat You Like A Baby?

The Editors Discuss: Should Your Boyfriend Treat You Like A Baby?

Today, we learned about how 17-year-old Courtney Stodden‘s “crazy” days are filled with waking up at noon, putting on sexy outfits, and making a mocha for herself while 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchinson cleans up after her. Stodden is delighted with the situation, of course, because she is a teenager. Anyway, editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff decided to discuss the merits of infantilizing your significant other. Ashley will be the voice of reason and Jennifer will be saddled with the opposition. She is putting her hair in pigtails as we speak. More »

3 Priceless Photos Of Anderson Cooper Impersonating Courtney Stodden

3 Priceless Photos Of Anderson Cooper Impersonating Courtney Stodden

Silver fox CNN Anchor Anderson Cooper tackled the recently controversy caused by “enchanting” child bride Courtney Stodden when she was ejected from a pumpkin patch for being too sexy. Cooper referred to Stodden and 51-year-old husband Doug Hutchinson as “ambassadors of love” and you can watch the whole video elsewhere but here is what matters: 1) Cooper did an impression of Stodden’s facial ticks, 2) they are great and 3) happy weekend. More »

Gallery: Courtney Stodden’s ‘Before’ Photos

Gallery: Courtney Stodden's 'Before' Photos

Someone in Courtney Stodden‘s camp (here’s looking at you, Krista Keller) has figured out that pre-plastic surgery images of Stodden generate instant coverage from shameless bloggers like us. By now, the 17-year-old child bride needs no introduction, though we like to mention that glorious moment when her Twitter was the greatest thing on the interent (sadly, it has become self-aware). Anyway, the Daily Mail unearthed a cache of photos featuring a wholesome, normal-looking, tween-aged Stodden, with just a few hints of the fang-bearing, lip-licking, hollow-giggling maniac we know today. Let’s take a stroll down memory lane. More »

Courtney Stodden Wore A Black Tube Dress, Vinyl Boots To Meet With MTV Execs

Courtney Stodden Wore A Black Tube Dress, Vinyl Boots To Meet With MTV Execs

Our favorite “exotically arousedteenage Twitter genius Courtney Stodden is currently shopping a reality television series based on her crazy life of staging hilarious photo-ops in padded bikinis on the beach with her 51-year-old husband, former actor and current creep Doug Hutchinson. Anyway, the couple showed up to meet with executives at MTV studios dressed like the Slutty Halloween Costume version of herself. More »

Courtney Stodden’s Mom Slams Jealous Women, Says ‘My Daughter’s Too Sexy For Facebook!’

Courtney Stodden's Mom Slams Jealous Women, Says âMy Daughterâs Too Sexy For Facebook!â

Our beloved Courtney Stodden is in the news again for being a beautiful precious jewel. The 17-year-old child bride to 51-year-old washed up actor Doug Hutchinson is usually pretty busy with regular teen girl stuff like sustaining arousal for days on end or being alluringly alliterative on Twitter, but she’s recently run into some trouble on Facebook. People are flagging Stodden’s sweaty photos as ”inappropriate content.” More »

Courtney Stodden Heads To The Beach To Prove She’s Never Had Plastic Surgery

Courtney Stodden Heads To The Beach To Prove She's Never Had Plastic Surgery

I guess Courtney Stodden got sick of all the speculation over whether or not she’s had plastic surgery. So, like any normal 17-year-old girl, she called up TMZ, arrived on the beach, staged a photo-op with her 51-year-old husband and in the process attempted to prove that she doesn’t have fake breasts, a face forged in clay or the brain of a lizard. Or that she isn’t the Sexy Halloween costume version of a person. Any one of those. More »