Topic: drinking

6 Things That Will Definitely Make Your Hangover Worse

6 Things That Will Definitely Make Your Hangover Worse

The party season is upon us–it’s dreadful, but also sort of fun in a dorky and festive kind of way. If you were hungover the past two weekends of Halloween, you were in good company. Our boozy nights and weak sickly mornings aren’t behind us yet. Halloween was just the beginning. The next few months it’s going to be holiday and holiday after holiday with all the bells, whistles, cocktails and awkward social affairs you can handle. If we want to keep raising hell, we’re going to have to be smarter about. We can’t live like this any longer. I wouldn’t wish another hangover on my worst enemy. More »

The 10 Stages Of Hungover Parenting

The 10 Stages Of Hungover Parenting

1. The Wake Up

Head pounding, room spinning, wake up, groggily putting pieces together after debauchery of last night’s birthday celebration. Naked in bed. My fiancĂ© beside me. Memory flash of him picking me up off of hallway entrance floor last night, carrying me upstairs, undressing me like a baby. OMG! FUCK! I have a baby! Dear god, what kind of mother am I? More »

Find Your Hangover

Find Your Hangover

There are as many kinds of hangover as there are types of spiritous beverage, each one belongs purely and wholly to itself, like Puck or Tom Bombadil. Find yours below!

The Ingenue
Like the female lead in a romantic comedy from the 1930s, this hangover inspires you to lead a finer and purer life. Notes of remorse and shame are undercut by a noticeable current of hope for the future. Tomorrow will be better. You will be better. This will never happen again. More »