Including one especially WTF, sexist flask. More
The party season is upon us–it’s dreadful, but also sort of fun in a dorky and festive kind of way. If you were hungover the past two weekends of Halloween, you were in good company. Our boozy nights and weak sickly mornings aren’t behind us yet. Halloween was just the beginning. The next few months it’s going to be holiday and holiday after holiday with all the bells, whistles, cocktails and awkward social affairs you can handle. If we want to keep raising hell, we’re going to have to be smarter about. We can’t live like this any longer. I wouldn’t wish another hangover on my worst enemy. More
Despite my very intense love of pumpkin beer and sparkling wine in the fall, I’m now seriously considering a cutback. (For like, a month or so. Maybe.) More
Since the ingredient list for this (spoof) cocktail is very questionable, drinking it is off-limits. That said, I wouldn’t put it past Leonardo DiCaprio to raise a glass of this, paste on a smirk and toast to us all.
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Look, if I have to know how many calories are going into my eight scoops of Americone Dream, I think it’s time I hear how many calories are in that gross mudslide mix my extended family loves so much. More
1. The Wake Up
Head pounding, room spinning, wake up, groggily putting pieces together after debauchery of last night’s birthday celebration. Naked in bed. My fiancé beside me. Memory flash of him picking me up off of hallway entrance floor last night, carrying me upstairs, undressing me like a baby. OMG! FUCK! I have a baby! Dear god, what kind of mother am I? More
There are as many kinds of hangover as there are types of spiritous beverage, each one belongs purely and wholly to itself, like Puck or Tom Bombadil. Find yours below!
Like the female lead in a romantic comedy from the 1930s, this hangover inspires you to lead a finer and purer life. Notes of remorse and shame are undercut by a noticeable current of hope for the future. Tomorrow will be better. You will be better. This will never happen again. More
Barf, hurl, vomit or puke — it’s called throwing up, but it really brings me down. Even if you have a friend who swears she will always be there to hold your hair back, sooner or later we all barf on ourselves. It happens to everyone, particularly after a night of too little food and too much whiskey. More
Dating a bartender can be fun; as long as you know how to play it cool. BE COOL. More
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And it’s not just because your family ran out of whisky, is it? More
Don’t believe the hype; whiskey is your friend. More
And let the dramatic, annoying breakdowns begin! More
Let’s be honest, who wants to be “that girl” that everybody’a afraid to drink around for fear she’ll suddenly Hulk out, rip the booze from your hands and start IV-ing it into her veins? More
We’ve narrowed it down to the 11 things that are most likely to be fairly consistent over the evening. There will be lots of mentions of “god,” moderators will have to throw their weight around and more than once, President Barack Obama will purse his lips — these are all guarantees. More