Topic: drinking

The 10 Stages Of Hungover Parenting

The 10 Stages Of Hungover Parenting

1. The Wake Up

Head pounding, room spinning, wake up, groggily putting pieces together after debauchery of last night’s birthday celebration. Naked in bed. My fiancé beside me. Memory flash of him picking me up off of hallway entrance floor last night, carrying me upstairs, undressing me like a baby. OMG! FUCK! I have a baby! Dear god, what kind of mother am I? More »

Find Your Hangover

Find Your Hangover

There are as many kinds of hangover as there are types of spiritous beverage, each one belongs purely and wholly to itself, like Puck or Tom Bombadil. Find yours below!

The Ingenue
Like the female lead in a romantic comedy from the 1930s, this hangover inspires you to lead a finer and purer life. Notes of remorse and shame are undercut by a noticeable current of hope for the future. Tomorrow will be better. You will be better. This will never happen again. More »

A Field Guide To Puking

A Field Guide To Puking

Barf, hurl, vomit or puke — it’s called throwing up, but it really brings me down. Even if you have a friend who swears she will always be there to hold your hair back, sooner or later we all barf on ourselves. It happens to everyone, particularly after a night of too little food and too much whiskey. More »