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Miley Cyrus‘ ongoing transformation from squeaky clean Disney star to edgy, can’t-be-tamed woman-child has thus far revolved primarily around her Instagram photos and personal style choices. But at the end of the day, she’s still officially a pop star, so now there’s a new song to listen to while you watch The Miley Show on the internet each day. More
Are you a party girl? A coke whore? Do you think it’s fun to flash your boobs at the drop of a hat? More
Remember when Lindsay Lohan launched a line of leggings called 6126 (after Marilyn’s birthdate) that was supposed to evoke “the timeless, confident glamour” of Marilyn Monroe, via leggings? It might seem like forever ago in LiLo years, but in actuality, it was in 2009. More
Just for the record, caffeine toothpaste sounds like an incredible thing to take to Coachella. More
Have you heard of model boxing matches? They are apparently a thing in New York right now. I ended up at one by accident the other day, on mushrooms, and it was actually pretty amazing. More
I am oddly hopeful that she dropped the bag on purpose just to mess with photographers and see how many tabloids freaked out. I mean, she already did a weird cat video, what more does the Internet want? More
Substances like meth, cocaine, heroin, morphine and weed may soon be widely detectable via breathalyzer tests. But science, oh science, when will you start helping me determine what really matters?
If only breathalyzer tests could allow us to weed out the people we know we will never get along with. Sure, opposites can attract, but there are certain “quirks” to people’s personalities that I am quite sure I want to avoid. It would eliminate the awkward silence that comes after somebody mentions their undying loyalty to Ann Coulter during dinner or that frustrating moment when you realize you’re talking to a person who says “literally” and “ironic” as often as possible and seemingly has no idea what either word means. These are nice things to avoid, but the following are even more so. More
If this doesn’t shake your belief in the essential fairness of the capitalist system, I don’t know what will. More
Before you think you can go to sleep and rest peacefully knowing we live in a world where faintly relevant former child stars never smoke drugs… More
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Valentine’s Day is a day for love, affection, and romance. And what’s more romantic than paying women you don’t know to rub their boobs on your face? More
Look, if you are smuggling drugs anywhere in the region of your ladyparts, it is probably best not to send cheerful texts about it in general, and especially not say that you’ve got them in your coochie. More
“Did we want to do a line? No? That’s cool. Hey, did we want to do a line? Were we sure? It was like being out with a three-year-old on a sugar bender who happened to have a credit card.” More
Apparently, people use drugs. And some of them would rather get high than go to work. More
It has recently come to my attention that I had a somewhat more ridicuous New Year’s Eve than anyone else here at The Gloss, with the possible exception of Ashley, whose activities have not yet been revealed to me. I have to save many of the details for another story I’m writing, but in case you are curious, here are some select tidbits I can share with you. More
